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Started by EK WAFFLR, January 26, 2014, 11:25:18 AM

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EK WAFFLR

January 26, 2014, 11:25:18 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

#1
January 26, 2014, 11:26:57 AM
The bankers are the Jews for Obama's ovens!

Seriously guy, 2010 wants its tea party spokesman back.

EK WAFFLR

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January 26, 2014, 11:38:13 AM
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"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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January 26, 2014, 07:29:08 PM
Oh WTF.
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January 26, 2014, 11:04:54 PM
What an ass.
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January 27, 2014, 01:01:09 AM
Quote"From the Occupy movement to the demonization of the rich embedded in virtually every word of our local newspaper, the San Francisco Chronicle, I perceive a rising tide of hatred of the successful one percent," Perkins continues. "There is outraged public reaction to the Google buses carrying technology workers from the city to the peninsula high-tech companies which employ them. We have outrage over the rising real-estate prices which these 'techno geeks' can pay."

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January 27, 2014, 05:16:57 AM
Money can't buy you a persecution complex. But with enough hard work, you can be successful in building one for yourself.
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January 27, 2014, 05:20:49 AM
Well isn't THAT special!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#8
January 27, 2014, 10:46:43 AM
Bankers rounded up and sent to the gas chambers? It has a certain ring to it. Holocaust done right  :evil:

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