Dream a Little Dream With Me VII

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

This guy?

Prettied up a bit.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

Hey this reminds me.

Did you ever get your holiday letter?

I did. I am going to assume by your question that you have not received my reply.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least my nightmares are politely fantastical. I think my brain would jump out my ear if they were like this.

Nightmares are God handing you scary movies for free.

Never did like scary movies. Too loud. All that screaming.

Point.  My sleeping brain has no volume control.

I can smell things in my sleep that I can't smell when I'm awake. Sleeping brains are assholes.

Or awake brains are lazy underachievers.  I think everyone should see in waking life what I see when I'm sleeping.

No thank you. I appreciate your very kind offer but at this time I must politely decline. Thank you for thinking of me, though.

SOME GUY WITH TEETH WHERE HIS EYES BELONG SAYS "YOU'RE WELCOME".

I have had dreams about that guy. Pretty sure him and The Marrow Man are golf buddies.

This guy?

He used to wear a hat in my dreams.