OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Salty]

This is what I got back from that dumbass.

"I'm. Not like your of people I could be a blessing to your business:-)  But I'm not going to kiss your ass so good luck"

Bullet, dodged.

Bear in mind, my rent is still well below market value. Once I can afford to go without another tenant I will raise it to the market standard. But shit, for $175 a month you damn well ought to kiss my ass.

[minuspace]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

OMG

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

Some underprivileged segments have also taken to extracting the substance from various forms of bark, illegally.  Relatedly, children have taken to call it "spice" and have also been known to inject it directly into their underdeveloped tear-ducts.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

No One Cares. At All

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

Gathering at parties, sometimes call Juice Balls or Eye-Cig Parties, kids all across America are engaging in this dangerous trend.

I think we're on to something. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is what I got back from that dumbass.

"I'm. Not like your of people I could be a blessing to your business:-)  But I'm not going to kiss your ass so good luck"

Bullet, dodged.

Bear in mind, my rent is still well below market value. Once I can afford to go without another tenant I will raise it to the market standard. But shit, for $175 a month you damn well ought to kiss my ass.

Wow, what a dipshit. If "being a responsible adult" = "kissing your ass" in her mind, she is a giant loser and won't go far.

[Sita]

Well it looks like if my son can force himself to slow down and actually concentrate on his math he'll be fine. Worked with him today on the 3 or 4 pages he had for homework and he only threw a tantrum once (he really doesn't like it if he tries something twice and still has it wrong) so it's improvement.

I'm sure the idea of not being able to go on the class trip in May if he doesn't have at least a C is helping motivate him some too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

No One Cares. At All

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

Gathering at parties, sometimes call Juice Balls or Eye-Cig Parties, kids all across America are engaging in this dangerous trend.

I think we're on to something. 

True fact:  Amy Winehouse juiceballed and WENT BLIND.  Then she fell down a mineshaft and died. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

You love it. You love it SO HARD YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

You love it. You love it SO HARD YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.

We love it so much nobody ever stopped screaming again.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

That-there is a special little place you have, Roger. I can see why you are so keen to have us all visit. Cannon fodder. Less likely the city eats you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

That-there is a special little place you have, Roger. I can see why you are so keen to have us all visit. Cannon fodder. Less likely the city eats you.

Well, if you fuckers DON'T come visit, I will slam this laptop shut and SQUISH YOU ALL FLAT.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

That-there is a special little place you have, Roger. I can see why you are so keen to have us all visit. Cannon fodder. Less likely the city eats you.

Well, if you fuckers DON'T come visit, I will slam this laptop shut and SQUISH YOU ALL FLAT.

OH NOES!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

You love it. You love it SO HARD YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.

We love it so much nobody ever stopped screaming again.

[Ben Shapiro]

So, I was stuck in a traffic jam this evening.  The traffic jam was caused when a policeman in a patrol car ran over a policeman on foot patrol in the legal district.

This city is fucking RETARDED.  I can't stand it.

Shut up, you know you love it!

[Cain]

What's a "Macklemore" and why is it worse than a GIGAHITLER?

Plz advise.