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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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East Coast Hustle

#1425
March 12, 2014, 05:20:14 PM
We're even more backward than that.

We only have one math.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#1426
March 12, 2014, 05:22:37 PM
Yes, that too.

Cain

#1427
March 12, 2014, 05:24:18 PM
I actually think the lack of specialization isn't necessarily a bad thing, just to clarify.  I certainly think at postgrad and beyond, you need a pretty tight focus, but earlier on, making sure people's skills in other topics are up to scratch can only be a good thing...even if it leaves less time to go more in-depth initially.

Reginald Ret

#1428
March 12, 2014, 05:28:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2014, 04:03:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2014, 04:02:10 PM
The first rule of improv is "Yes, and" not "No, but".

Same holds true for riffing.

Yep.  You're supposed to take the previous post and make things more horribe/weird, not explain why the previous post was invalid.
That is good to know, but even without that knowledge I could still see that new guy was fucking up the mood.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1429
March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#1430
March 13, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1431
March 13, 2014, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1432
March 13, 2014, 12:29:11 AM
In Florida for my annual Spring Training tour, sporting all the sports. I had to deal with a stadium full of Toronto fans today and got apologized to by everyone, because Canadians. Tomorrow I get to play baseball with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

My allergies are fucking awful this year down here. The East Coast is in for a horrid, pollinated spring of death.
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Eater of Clowns

#1433
March 13, 2014, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

If it's harpoons you're after, New Bedford does have the Whaling Museum. Shit, our downtown library has a monument to Lewis Temple out in front.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1434
March 13, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

If it's harpoons you're after, New Bedford does have the Whaling Museum. Shit, our downtown library has a monument to Lewis Temple out in front.

Are you suggesting we rob the museum?

I'LL DO THAT SHIT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#1435
March 13, 2014, 12:41:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:24:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure the last 7 days have been the worst days of my life, at least the worst days since I left the fucking military.  I tried to get fired, they fucking promoted me.  I am full to the gills with benzos, and I'm still so stressed that my muscles keep fucking cramping up.  I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking city, I hate my fucking life, and right now, I hate everybody and everything.

4 more months.  4 stinking months and I can flee back into the fucking desert, where I belong.  Benson area, maybe.

Fuck, Roger. I know this doesn't help, but I'm sorry it's been that shitty for you. Really, I am. I'm looking forward to the night of the 21st and just maybe some of that frustration drain out into a sea of FABULOUS.

I am really looking forward to this trip.  First, I get to shit all over the shareholders of the company that has made my life so fucking difficult.  Then I get to go to THE GAY BAR and Richter and I are making a fucking harpoon.  A HARPOON.

I am unsure that I should own one of those these days.  Fuck, I can't even talk without pissing someone off, without pissing MYSELF off.  So naturally, gigantic spear.

If it's harpoons you're after, New Bedford does have the Whaling Museum. Shit, our downtown library has a monument to Lewis Temple out in front.

Are you suggesting we rob the museum?

I'LL DO THAT SHIT.

The Southworth Library in Dartmouth has a display of about 5 different harpoons that would be much easier to rob.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1436
March 13, 2014, 12:46:03 AM
I'll take it under consideration.

At the moment, though, I don't feel good.  Going to bed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Red

#1437
March 13, 2014, 01:04:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:46:03 AM
I'll take it under consideration.

At the moment, though, I don't feel good.  Going to bed.

Get well soon!

Suu

#1438
March 13, 2014, 01:19:20 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1439
March 13, 2014, 01:34:49 AM
Not gonna sleep tonight.  Again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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