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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#30
February 02, 2014, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on February 02, 2014, 05:03:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2014, 12:44:40 PM
What's a "Macklemore" and why is it worse than a GIGAHITLER?

Plz advise.

It's a straight white guy from around here named Ben who used to be a decent rapper about 15 years ago, then disappeared for a decade, then got famous with a song about how don't get him wrong, HE isn't gay, but it's OK if you are.

Also, his idea of "rapping" is kinda weird. It's what most of us would call "talking".

Also also, Ryan Lewis is actually pretty damn talented.

Also also also, I feel compelled to point out that Seattle has an AMAZING hip-hop scene going right now and Macklemore is about the 137th best rapper in Pugetopolis. Fuck that guy, go get you some Nacho Picasso.

Also also also also, he came into my work last summer and left a shitty tip.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eater of Clowns

#31
February 02, 2014, 06:48:05 PM
They're hiring another two dispatchers and the listing just made the SouthCoast "hot jobs" list.

I want to cry but I can't really seem to accomplish it by smashing my face into my keyboard.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Salty

#32
February 02, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Got a whole lotta nothing to do today.

This fills me with something like dread, but the last thing I want to see is a real live human face.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#33
February 02, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Ok, what the fuck is up with seemingly well adjusted guys who just HAVE to show you their dick? In text, email, the god damned jumbotron. It's like their whole lives are moments between the beat, waiting, yearning, aching, to let it drop.

I suppose it is basic primate behavior.

Very, very, very basic.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

East Coast Hustle

#34
February 02, 2014, 09:21:00 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.


SEAHAWKS!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#35
February 02, 2014, 09:26:50 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 02, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Ok, what the fuck is up with seemingly well adjusted guys who just HAVE to show you their dick? In text, email, the god damned jumbotron. It's like their whole lives are moments between the beat, waiting, yearning, aching, to let it drop.

I suppose it is basic primate behavior.

Very, very, very basic.

Maybe they added it as their email signature and forgot?

You should ask them that.  It's definitely an option worth exploring.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
February 02, 2014, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 02, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Ok, what the fuck is up with seemingly well adjusted guys who just HAVE to show you their dick? In text, email, the god damned jumbotron. It's like their whole lives are moments between the beat, waiting, yearning, aching, to let it drop.

I suppose it is basic primate behavior.

Very, very, very basic.

SERIOUSLY

This is one of my pet peeves about online dating. And even online not-dating. Unsolicited dick pics. Seriously, guys, I don't want to see it. Just don't.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#37
February 02, 2014, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2014, 09:26:50 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 02, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Ok, what the fuck is up with seemingly well adjusted guys who just HAVE to show you their dick? In text, email, the god damned jumbotron. It's like their whole lives are moments between the beat, waiting, yearning, aching, to let it drop.

I suppose it is basic primate behavior.

Very, very, very basic.

Maybe they added it as their email signature and forgot?

You should ask them that.  It's definitely an option worth exploring.

:lol:

It would be a lot more efficent, if that was the goal. I ought to put something approprate in my signature.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Reginald Ret

#38
February 02, 2014, 10:07:46 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on February 02, 2014, 09:21:00 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.


SEAHAWKS!
Who? What? Nevermind, I probably don't care.
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#39
February 02, 2014, 10:26:43 PM
GO CARRION EAGLES!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
February 03, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on February 02, 2014, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on February 02, 2014, 05:03:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2014, 12:44:40 PM
What's a "Macklemore" and why is it worse than a GIGAHITLER?

Plz advise.

It's a straight white guy from around here named Ben who used to be a decent rapper about 15 years ago, then disappeared for a decade, then got famous with a song about how don't get him wrong, HE isn't gay, but it's OK if you are.

Also, his idea of "rapping" is kinda weird. It's what most of us would call "talking".

Also also, Ryan Lewis is actually pretty damn talented.

Also also also, I feel compelled to point out that Seattle has an AMAZING hip-hop scene going right now and Macklemore is about the 137th best rapper in Pugetopolis. Fuck that guy, go get you some Nacho Picasso.

Also also also also, he came into my work last summer and left a shitty tip.

I like him because he's clueless yet funny. 
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#42
February 03, 2014, 12:48:04 AM
If you don't think thrift shop is a catchy ass song, you probably have a broken fun gland.

THE SONG IS FUN AS HELL

BRB, POPPIN TAGS
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
February 03, 2014, 12:50:15 AM
It's a good song, dammit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#44
February 03, 2014, 02:27:21 AM
Apartment got in Portsmouth. (It has a garbage disposal and dishwasher!)

Residency shift in T-2 weeks.
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