OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Salty]

How do I find out which of my state's politicians are responsible for this?

I wish to share my displeasure with them.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This is what it looks like, outside.

[Suu]

That is ice. You stay the fuck inside and get candles ready.

[Eater of Clowns]

GEORGIA BRACES FOR REALITY STORM
Powerful front shown to make real world "all wavy and shit" according to experts. Residents advised to remain temporally placed.

[Suu]

How do I find out which of my state's politicians are responsible for this?

I wish to share my displeasure with them.

You may be able to run a search on which legislators opposed Obamacare on the local level. I would get in touch with your general assembly members, since this is a state issue.

I would also recommend, since you're planning on moving out of state, to explore options in your destination as well.

[Suu]

GEORGE BRACES FOR REALITY STORM
Powerful front shown to make real world "all wavy and shit" according to experts. Residents advised to remain temporally placed.

http://rightweather.com/2014/02/tv-station-snow-forecast-roundup-16/

[Eater of Clowns]

GEORGE BRACES FOR REALITY STORM
Powerful front shown to make real world "all wavy and shit" according to experts. Residents advised to remain temporally placed.

http://rightweather.com/2014/02/tv-station-snow-forecast-roundup-16/

Forecast uncertain in my area, looking to be mostly rain.

It can be rain, snow, freezing rain, freezing snow, freezing snow rain. It will come or it won't. I still need to be at work tomorrow.

[Suu]

They're closing schools in RI.

I'm predicting an inch of slush. Nor'Easter fail.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

We had a little rain today. No biggie though.

::kicks back in chair, gives no fucks::

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I love watching Georgians act like idiots in bad weather. Being from Pennsylvania and then living in Iowa for ten years, I understand what 'winter' is. What it means when the sky turns funny colors and what the solid state of water looks like when it's pelting from the sky at a rapid clip. These things are not unknown to me.

Down here though. Down here . . .

Lady a few doors down pulls out of her garage. Sees snow. Freaks out. Still in her driveway. Slams the gas pedal. Reverses right across the street into a light pole. Cries hysterically.

Dude with a manly-man pick-em-up truck tries to go up the icy, icy hill. Stalls out. Gets out and pushes. Slips. Rolls across the street to get out of the way of his truck which is now rolling and sliding down the hill backwards.

After that I start carrying my phone so I can take pictures as proof for the Darwin Awards.

The sidewalks are icy. At the moment you can't really discern a difference between sidewalk and street. So people just walk in the street. Right into on-coming traffic. On an icy road. Where cars have no traction. Yep.

Yep. I am loving this shit. From the comforts of my house, of course. I don't go any farther than the porch when the stupidity is this high.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

GEORGIA BRACES FOR REALITY STORM
Powerful front shown to make real world "all wavy and shit" according to experts. Residents advised to remain temporally placed.

GEORGIANS PANIC, DEMAND TO KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP
After finding themselves inexplicably driving upside-down on sidewalks after only moments before having been doing a smooth 70mph down unsalted highway during a State of Emergency, residents of Georgia demand to know who is to blame for the malfunctioning gravity and poorly explained 'emergency'.

[Salty]

I love watching Georgians act like idiots in bad weather. Being from Pennsylvania and then living in Iowa for ten years, I understand what 'winter' is. What it means when the sky turns funny colors and what the solid state of water looks like when it's pelting from the sky at a rapid clip. These things are not unknown to me.

Down here though. Down here . . .

Lady a few doors down pulls out of her garage. Sees snow. Freaks out. Still in her driveway. Slams the gas pedal. Reverses right across the street into a light pole. Cries hysterically.

Dude with a manly-man pick-em-up truck tries to go up the icy, icy hill. Stalls out. Gets out and pushes. Slips. Rolls across the street to get out of the way of his truck which is now rolling and sliding down the hill backwards.

After that I start carrying my phone so I can take pictures as proof for the Darwin Awards.

The sidewalks are icy. At the moment you can't really discern a difference between sidewalk and street. So people just walk in the street. Right into on-coming traffic. On an icy road. Where cars have no traction. Yep.

Yep. I am loving this shit. From the comforts of my house, of course. I don't go any farther than the porch when the stupidity is this high.

Oh, oh please take pics!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've had to tell a girl no 3 times this week about making a corset for her.



For Valentine's Day.


And yes, the previous request did send me a bad pencil sketch. I think it actually MAY have been on a napkin.

That's pretty much insane.

If she doesn't have a super weird figure she should just order one from Orchard.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love watching Georgians act like idiots in bad weather. Being from Pennsylvania and then living in Iowa for ten years, I understand what 'winter' is. What it means when the sky turns funny colors and what the solid state of water looks like when it's pelting from the sky at a rapid clip. These things are not unknown to me.

Down here though. Down here . . .

Lady a few doors down pulls out of her garage. Sees snow. Freaks out. Still in her driveway. Slams the gas pedal. Reverses right across the street into a light pole. Cries hysterically.

Dude with a manly-man pick-em-up truck tries to go up the icy, icy hill. Stalls out. Gets out and pushes. Slips. Rolls across the street to get out of the way of his truck which is now rolling and sliding down the hill backwards.

After that I start carrying my phone so I can take pictures as proof for the Darwin Awards.

The sidewalks are icy. At the moment you can't really discern a difference between sidewalk and street. So people just walk in the street. Right into on-coming traffic. On an icy road. Where cars have no traction. Yep.

Yep. I am loving this shit. From the comforts of my house, of course. I don't go any farther than the porch when the stupidity is this high.

Yeah, stupid warm-climate people should all have to spend a year driving in Wisconsin so they can learn to drive in snow! And all those idiot cold-climate retards that go all stupid and die when they have unprecedented heat waves should all be required to spend a month in Death Valley so they can figure out how air conditioners work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

People on the internet are amazingly demanding when it comes to the possibility of free shit.

It's like, damn.  If you spent as much time learning how do whatever it is your asking for as you do harassing me about it, you could do it for yourself you useless lump.

You have no fucking idea. I'm sure Nigel will agree as well.

That and conventions/craft shows. My friend has been making a series of blogs about being a crafter and reminding people that our time and money is valuable.

http://dirtygirldesigns.wordpress.com/2014/02/11/you-want-how-much/
http://dirtygirldesigns.wordpress.com/2014/02/04/your-low-pricing-is-hurting-me/

Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.