OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Cain]

Oh.  Well then, in that case...how about whoever currently leads the Tennessee Senate?

Volkswagen, who has a huge factory in the state - and I swear I'm not making this up - was supporting an effort for the workers there to unionize, as, of course, Germany has a long tradition of fairly strong unions and what might be called cooperative capitalism.

The Tennessee legislature, in response exploded.  Grover Norquist and the Koch brothers and all the rest got involved, declaring Volkswagen didn't understand its own rational self-interest and threatening all manner of doom against the company and its workers.

As a result of this extortion and harassment, factory workers have decided not to unionize.

You can't have one bad apple ruining it for all the other companies, of course.

It's a good idea, and I may do it tomorrow.  However, I am not feeling terribly political today, so when the confined space entry is over today, I'm going to write the horrible fucking truth about Junkenstein.

Bonus suggestion: Taylor Rin

I was going to save him for myself, but, well, I think I should share this with the whole class....

You see men? This is the female typical reaction to anime and its male supporters. They are disgusted with the idea of you thinking of them as otaku. Don't be fooled by the presence of trendy anime fangirls on tumblr. They don't count especially seeing as though even they want nothing to do with you. Female anime fans even though they seem to share your interests, still prefer the "cool" guys who are more into cars, and sports, because women have been taught that is manly and cool and they should want a boyfriend like that. Then other girls will accept them and be jalous of their boyfriend. So much of women's lives revolve around jealously though they'd never admit to it. Another girl walks in the room and they're immediately comparing themselves to them. If another girl has a "cool" boyfriend and a great relationship instead of being happy they are secretly jealous. They can't even enjoy anime with cute girls doing cute things because they're jealous of the cuteness of the characters and how they cannot compare. Of course none of these things do they 'realize' or would they admit to. If a girl is into anime she has to hide it from her "normal" female friends because women are desperate to fit in and liking anime makes you weird and is uncool. So having a boyfriend into anime is also uncool. Women on tumblr will try to make you think they support the anime industry but as you see here even anime studios know they way more common general reaction women have to anime and us otaku. Finding a good girl is already a needle in a haystack thing, you really think you're going to find that perfect cute otaku girl whos awesome and you're going to have a great relationship with. Whether she (really) likes anime or not you're still going to have to jump through the same hoops and ass kiss her to get her attention, especially if shes cute. The relationship still won't be equal and still be about you catering to her and making her happy just because shes the female. Maybe you'll get special treatment on some holidays, but in the end she's still a 3DP. Real anime fan or not. If she does say shes a fan she'll still be keeping her eye out for that cool sports guy to replace you with if she gets a better opportunity, but if right now the only thing kissing her butt and giving her the chance to attentionwhore is you, then she'll keep you around for a bit, and this is your realistic best chance at anime girlfriend happiness.

    My name is Taylor. And I am the leader of an uprising. I plan to show men that they have a realistic viable alternative to 3D women without having to become gay with 2D. I have a new approach and vision on waifu that I believe will make you happier than any failed relationship you would have had with 3D. I am preparing a website, a homebase for only us men where we can all enjoy the beauty of 2D and once and for all replace 3D women and relationships with them. Won't you give it a chance? Women have become spoiled by your butt kissing worship over the years and its made them more opportunitic than at any time in history. They have gone passed the point of no return. I know men like to hope it is in our nature but do you have false hope? The same false hope that led 50% of men in marriages to divorce this year? While at least another 30-40% of them are in loveless bitter marriages? And maybe the rest just letting the woman rule them to make them happy because theres no rationalizing with them? Is this the future you hope for men? Aren't your chances even lower as an anime fan? But you still hold out this hope? What difference does your hope have than any extreme religion believing in fairy tales? We men are responsible for nearly all the advancement in the world and why is that? Logical thinking. The only area that we constantly fall in and make mistakes and lead ourselves to despair is women. Why? Because we apply this false hope in them instead of the logic we apply in everything else. Maybe the women of the past were worth the trouble, but modern women are pretty much all the same. You have to chase after all the meaningless, unfilling, shallow thing in life in order to be loved by them and even then once the money runs out so does their love. One of the only reasons your girl is with you right now is because she hasn't found a realistic better opportunity. Women are opportunists and all the love and appreaciate and fair treatment we have given them over the years has only spoiled them and turned them into pricesses on thrones with us our loyal subjects at their feet. Why can't women put forth the same about of effort as you in relationships? Why are they worth us pampering and catering to them? Because they have breasts? Men get over your lusts get control of yourselves and realize you are being taken advantage of. Realize shes not putting in any effort to pay for things herself, to plan for dates, to be the one to approach you for friendship or more. Mne always "date down" and go after a girl for her heart even if shes at a lower level" of attractiveness than him. Even if shes not "cool" and outgoing and fun and entertaining. Even if she isn't rich or wealthy enough to pay for things and take care of the both of them. But do women treat us the same? No. We are cattle, livestock and nothing else matter other than which one of us can provide a better life for them. Thats who she gives her love to. Men I have been on both sides of the fence have you? I have been completely interested in women and got all the things that lured them in and been involved intimately with them. And then I sacrificed that all to study and learn the truth. Years of study, made myself less attractive, no girlfriends, no sex, no nothing just observation. Being intentionally celebrate for a long period of time helped to clear my mind so I could see clearly. Men you are getting played. They have been playing this victim role for generations while you have been kissing their feet. They have made you believe this lie of inequality whe the only one being treated unequally is you. Men, I know women are beautiful I don't deny that. Every year they come up with more makeup and surgery and other ways to stay beautiful so that you can never break out of the illusion and they guarantee you paying their bills for generations. But men its time to take the red pill and take up to reality. The serpent tricked eve who screwed over adam and the same thing is happening to you right now. You don't see it just as adam didn't, but I'm reading the story and I see. Our pampering to the "weak inferior" gender has done nothing but spoil them and make them worse shallow human beings. Do you really want to keep contributing to that? I have a way out of the matrix men. Its called the 2D Revolution. I will show you another path, a better path. And slowly but surely you will see the snake of the woman in the red dress. You will wake up and no longer be slaves to a makeup, a short skirt, and pushup bra. I will set you free while as the same time helping you find TRUE love as nature intended in 2D. New ideas, new plans, new technology, your waifu will be better than any relationship you have had or ever will have in the future. Follow me, follow me and see the true light. Set yourselves free from the monopoly women THINK they have on you and get their way all the time. Your waifu will show you how a woman is properly supposed to love you and care for you, regardless of what you have or look like. There is a better option, there is a better path. Its time men. The Revolution is Now.

Sorry for the wall of text, but I wanted to preserve the...original flavour of the piece.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   

I do believe i need that meme-pic thingy you made.
It is time to spam that.

Feel free:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys, you will never believe who just liked me on OK Cupid.

Please be real please be real please be real

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/isyourclamhappy

[LMNO]

That Taylor Rin guy is... Wow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't tell if wall-of-text guy is trolling or crazy.

[Cain]

Well, he's been at it for 8 months, so if he wasn't crazy to start with, he almost certainly is now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, he's been at it for 8 months, so if he wasn't crazy to start with, he almost certainly is now.

Wow.

[Reginald Ret]

This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   

I do believe i need that meme-pic thingy you made.
It is time to spam that.

Feel free:

Huh? How the hell is that offensive?
It is funny!
I'll just make version with my own profile pic instead and spam that. Hell, i think all my facebook interactions will be with memepics of my own face.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Still writing the Junkenstein screed.  This may take a while.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   

I do believe i need that meme-pic thingy you made.
It is time to spam that.

Feel free:

Huh? How the hell is that offensive?
It is funny!
I'll just make version with my own profile pic instead and spam that. Hell, i think all my facebook interactions will be with memepics of my own face.

It was a "personal attack" because I quoted her over a picture of her own avatar without her permission.

Also because the mod was butthurt about something from a few days ago. 

[LMNO]

It would have been interesting if she could define what you were attacking, specifically.  I know, too late now.  But still.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Screed done.  Truth about Junkenstien revealed.

[Reginald Ret]

Screed done.  Truth about Junkenstien revealed.

Cool! reading now.

[Cain]

Been uploading this since 2pm.  Enjoy your filthy, dirty Batarian soldier gameplay, folks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g94VaVzvnWQ&feature=youtu.be

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had to come home to get my goggles.

Now I have to go back to school.

PSU is trying to recruit me for something and I don't know what yet.

I think I am coming down with the fear.