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LMNO

#885
February 26, 2014, 06:34:46 PM
Will there be meetings?

The Good Reverend Roger

#886
February 26, 2014, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 26, 2014, 06:34:46 PM
Will there be meetings?

Yes.  But not for you and I.  THEY will have to attend meetings, and there will be NO CATERING.  We shall nail the door shut on them and walk boldly forth into a better, cleaner world.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#887
February 26, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
That sound promising.  Please leave your literature by the door, and I'll get back to you.

The Good Reverend Roger

#888
February 26, 2014, 06:39:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 26, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
That sound promising.  Please leave your literature by the door, and I'll get back to you.

Okay.  I shall conceal it a 30 pound ball of poop, so the neighbors don't steal it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#889
February 26, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
I will not consider your offer unless there are peanuts in said poop ball.

The Good Reverend Roger

#890
February 26, 2014, 06:46:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 26, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
I will not consider your offer unless there are peanuts in said poop ball.

Sorry, shipping them all to Gonad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#891
February 26, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
Whats the cost of joining the First HolyTM Rogerist Congregation?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

trippinprincezz13

#892
February 26, 2014, 07:30:08 PM
Three shows in Boston in a week with lots of fun people. Definitely helped break up the mid-winter blues, though my anxiety is still off the charts. People in Boston apparently don't see coats that light up all to often so all the extra attention was a bit strange for quiet ol' me. Lots of fun, but a full night's sleep tonight will also be nice.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Cain

#893
February 26, 2014, 07:38:39 PM
Having spent most of the day thinking about it and doing the research, I have decided to use my research project in the best way possible - to piss in the US governments wheaties.  I'm going to apply statistical science to certain claims and test them against control groups in hope of finding a significant and valid discrepancy....but there are so many fucking variables to account for.

I still think I can do this research project, it just means any claims made can be easily dismissed.  Oh well.

LMNO

#894
February 26, 2014, 07:40:27 PM
That sounds pretty awesome, Cain.

The Good Reverend Roger

#895
February 26, 2014, 07:41:23 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 26, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
Whats the cost of joining the First HolyTM Rogerist Congregation?

Nothing.  You just gotta slap people when they ask you to do so.

They won't say it in so many words, of course.  But you'll know.  You'll know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#896
February 26, 2014, 07:42:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 26, 2014, 07:40:27 PM
That sounds pretty awesome, Cain.

It does, but in actuality it will be 5000 words of tedium, court records and applied statistics.

Because, y'know, academia.  If you're having fun writing a report, ur doin it rong.

Suu

#897
February 26, 2014, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2014, 07:41:23 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 26, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
Whats the cost of joining the First HolyTM Rogerist Congregation?

Nothing.  You just gotta slap people when they ask you to do so.

They won't say it in so many words, of course.  But you'll know.  You'll know.

SOLD! Sign me up!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#898
February 26, 2014, 07:52:54 PM
Stupid customer asks something stupid question of the day:

"Hi, I know you only sew stuff, but since you do these things, do you know what gauge old chainmail was? Thanks."

I do "these things" but one of them isn't knitting steel. The husbandthing fights in a full chain set that he paid a lot of fucking money for, because it's a full flat wedge riveted set that is designed to take hits, Richter fought in chain for a while before also. This is some guy who's about to ask me if I make chainmail, and if I do, can I do it from aluminum rings you buy in the jewelry section at Joann's, because he doesn't want to pay the $500+ for a combat grade hauberk.

I'm letting this one stew for a bit, if he even gets an answer at all.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#899
February 26, 2014, 07:53:27 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 26, 2014, 07:52:54 PM
Stupid customer asks something stupid question of the day:

"Hi, I know you only sew stuff, but since you do these things, do you know what gauge old chainmail was? Thanks."

I do "these things" but one of them isn't knitting steel. The husbandthing fights in a full chain set that he paid a lot of fucking money for, because it's a full flat wedge riveted set that is designed to take hits, Richter fought in chain for a while before also. This is some guy who's about to ask me if I make chainmail, and if I do, can I do it from aluminum rings you buy in the jewelry section at Joann's, because he doesn't want to pay the $500+ for a combat grade hauberk.

I'm letting this one stew for a bit, if he even gets an answer at all.

See, this is what I was talking about.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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