OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Salty]

 

Shit, i needed that. I feel awful. I got some in my own face, a tiny bit in my bad eye, but she got it square in the middle.

[Eater of Clowns]

As I sat down at the back of a bus, I unshouldered by bag and sat down, the bag caught the release on my bear mace. I started shouting GO GO GO, and some poor woman caught a bunch in the face. 

Eveyone got off, and I got a lot of nasty looks as I apologized. Called a cab and took the lady to.the ER. The only reason I wont pay for it is she is Native Alaskan and it's free.

You can mace Alaskan Natives at no charge whatsoever?  Truly, America is the land of the free.

[Salty]

I am just leaving that shit home from now on.

Im lucky it didnt happen with my son. And that it only got one person. And that she was god natured about the whole thing.

[Eater of Clowns]

I am just leaving that shit home from now on.

Im lucky it didnt happen with my son. And that it only got one person. And that she was god natured about the whole thing.

Nonsense, Alty, you're doing the work you were born to do.

Goddamn bears think they can parade around in the skins of Alaskan Native ladies, or hide under bus seats preparing to strike and there YOU are, with your bear mace, screeching and spraying a hellish arc of pepper at them for their presumptions. Alaska needs you, Alty. It needs you and your bear mace.

You're like the motherfucking bear mace Punisher.

[Eater of Clowns]

Quite frankly, I'm confused and relieved that I myself wasn't bear maced at our meeting. Those in your presence not being bear maced at any given point in time is an anomaly. While near you, bear maced is the natural order of a person's existence.

[Suu]

My parents' kitten officially has no balls. He came home and asked for my brother to catch him a lizard. (Florida cats, it's a thing.) So, so much for him being calm for a few days. He does keep checking for his missing parts, but that's about it.

So. Mom went to Michael's as planned and got two black puffballs and sewed them together. Then my brother decided he also needed a part in this, and used some of his fly tying materials to add an extra tuft of fur. They're at the neighbors house now to see if they have a small mason jar. My sister will be over for dinner. This is going to be a thing of LEGEND.   

(For those that missed the previous post: In summary, my sister was obsessed with the kitten's fuzzy nutsack, so my mom is giving it to her as a present. )

[Cainad (dec.)]

So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

YEOWCH. Murphy and Finagle are on a fucking blitz.

[EK WAFFLR]

I have become boring.

[EK WAFFLR]

ALso, had to google shingles. Fuckin' 'ell, DOUR. Be a 95%er.

[Salty]

I have become boring.

That's excellent!
I have feared becoming so, or feeling bored for a long time. It hasn't really happened to me much until recently. Now the sheer pain of it forces me to find new and different ways to do things, things I was previously afraid to do.

Boredom rocks.

[Ben Shapiro]

You think mace is going to stop me? HHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!! When was the last time someone saw a dead bear on the road due to mace? NEVER!

You puny humans will suffer for oppressing my white, snow bretheren up North. The Revolution is now!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

One of my tires got shredded up by ice shards while trying to escape my snow/ice parking lot 

[Telarus]

One of my tires got shredded up by ice shards while trying to escape my snow/ice parking lot 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have become boring.

I feel pretty boring myself. It's probably a bit of restlessness though, for both of us. It's winter. We had moderate snow, moderate enough for school cancellations. I started doing my math homework because I didn't know what else to do. Then I got bored with that and went to work. Then I went home and did school work.

I did get into a snowball fight with Northeastern University students who built snow forts on the route I take to work (the station I use closest to work is on Northeastern's campus). That was fun. That was, however the only interesting thing I've done all week outside of lab.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have become boring.

That's excellent!
I have feared becoming so, or feeling bored for a long time. It hasn't really happened to me much until recently. Now the sheer pain of it forces me to find new and different ways to do things, things I was previously afraid to do.

Boredom rocks.

Boredom is the father of invention.