OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Ben Shapiro]

I promise that when I'm, like, a super beefcake in six months I will still treat you all the same.

Make Bear proud! For America!

[Cain]

Bleh.  Applied for a job two weeks ago (security, two nights a week), and they've gone and lost all my identifying forms for a criminal background check.  Sure, I'd love to trip all the way across town, during the ongoing rainstorm, and drop off some more identifying documents for you.  It's not like I had anything else planned for the day.

[Junkenstein]

Welcome to the life of a professional writer.

[Junkenstein]

Well, how about that.

No wonder I couldn't put on any damned weight.

TOOT TOOT, TAKING THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO BEEFTOWN!

I wouldn't count on it. Regardless of what I eat/drink/smoke/do I've been pretty much the same weight and build since I was 15.

My wife hates me for this.

[Reginald Ret]

I just truly shocked and pissed off a colleague by saying that everone dies eventually, even her.
This reaction puzzles me.

[Cain]

Will be uploading one Youtube video per day, from today to Friday.  After that, my stash is exhausted, and I'll have to record more. 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

One weird thing since switching from weed to nicotine: I am hungry and enjoy eating.

Weed affects the area of your brain concerned with digestion, it is used to help anorexics and such sometimes. But I am now fairly certain that it can easily inhibit the natural function of that area. I want to eat, this is not very usual for me.

I like it!
Part of it, I think, is I trained myself to enjoy weed more than food. Every time I have fasted, I smoked.

Oh, yeah. There are some studies that show that people who smoke pot regularly have a thinner average than people who don't. It probably has some sort of regulatory function.

Really?! Time to start smoking more

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bleh.  Applied for a job two weeks ago (security, two nights a week), and they've gone and lost all my identifying forms for a criminal background check.  Sure, I'd love to trip all the way across town, during the ongoing rainstorm, and drop off some more identifying documents for you.  It's not like I had anything else planned for the day.

Gotta love being responsible for the consequences of someone else's incompetence!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just truly shocked and pissed off a colleague by saying that everone dies eventually, even her.
This reaction puzzles me.

Some people really can't cope with the reality of mortality.

[Cain]

Bleh.  Applied for a job two weeks ago (security, two nights a week), and they've gone and lost all my identifying forms for a criminal background check.  Sure, I'd love to trip all the way across town, during the ongoing rainstorm, and drop off some more identifying documents for you.  It's not like I had anything else planned for the day.

Gotta love being responsible for the consequences of someone else's incompetence!

Apparently, it was something to do with the people doing the checks losing the paperwork, and not the company itself.

FORTUNATELY.  Because I really cannot stand the idea of working with yet another bunch of incompetents.  Writing aside, the last....3 employers I've had?  All incompetent.  Which is why I've had 4 jobs in the last 3 years.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bleh.  Applied for a job two weeks ago (security, two nights a week), and they've gone and lost all my identifying forms for a criminal background check.  Sure, I'd love to trip all the way across town, during the ongoing rainstorm, and drop off some more identifying documents for you.  It's not like I had anything else planned for the day.

Gotta love being responsible for the consequences of someone else's incompetence!

Apparently, it was something to do with the people doing the checks losing the paperwork, and not the company itself.

FORTUNATELY.  Because I really cannot stand the idea of working with yet another bunch of incompetents.  Writing aside, the last....3 employers I've had?  All incompetent.  Which is why I've had 4 jobs in the last 3 years.

Well, that's potentially less un-promising, then.

[Junkenstein]

I've found every employer and boss will eventually prove incompetent. It tends to be a matter of how long they can hide it from you.

[Junkenstein]

The same can also be said for every person I've ever hired or been the boss of and indeed myself, so YMMV.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I've found every employer and boss will eventually prove incompetent. It tends to be a matter of how long they can hide it from you.

This.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The same can also be said for every person I've ever hired or been the boss of and indeed myself, so YMMV.

We are all incompetent, when it comes right down to it. And then we die.