OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Suu]

It appears no reader is without flaw. My mother-in-law's Nook that the husbandthing got her for Christmas died in a month. Not sure why, it was probably just a lemon.

It voids the warranty if you use it beat vacationing Red Sox spring training attendees. 

Edit - I read that as your sister for some reason - joke now makes no sense.

My sister is working with the Pirates this year, so she's not getting as many assholes as she was when she was with the Rays at the Trop. Mom is with the Phillies, and she has been instructed to not get into fights with Yankee or Red Sox fans and let the Philly fans take care of it themselves. Actual words from club management.

No Kindles so far have been harmed during the first week of Grapefruit League as far as I know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've got a Nexus tablet, which BF and I both refer to as "a Google". It amuses us.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've got a Nexus tablet, which BF and I both refer to as "a Google". It amuses us.

Your Godless ways will catch up with you eventually.  MAC USER!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have to go to school. My eyes are burning and I feel like I'm going to pop a blood vessel at any moment. I sent the foster kid off with her aunt, and I have to meet with the douchebag ex and my son this evening.

I have to finish and turn in my chemistry midterm today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've got a Nexus tablet, which BF and I both refer to as "a Google". It amuses us.

Your Godless ways will catch up with you eventually.  MAC USER!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've got a Nexus tablet, which BF and I both refer to as "a Google". It amuses us.

Your Godless ways will catch up with you eventually.  MAC USER!

You know, choice of computer hardware is just as valid a reason for discrimination as anything else.

I should probably contact my state representative.  Since Jan Brewer vetoed the GAYS GO HOME bill, the good folks up in Phoenix will be needing some new froth-bait.

[Suu]

I have to go to school. My eyes are burning and I feel like I'm going to pop a blood vessel at any moment. I sent the foster kid off with her aunt, and I have to meet with the douchebag ex and my son this evening.

I have to finish and turn in my chemistry midterm today.

Harness the power of the blood vessel and squirt your ex in the face with it, like those creepy poisonous lizards or some shit do. Guaranteed he'll leave you alone.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yeah, the universe is telling you not to waste your time on assholes when you have better things to do.

Unfortunately, three of the assholes are my children.

I think she meant the ex, wasting your time with dumb fucking comments.

Yes indeed, sorry for any confusion.

[East Coast Hustle]

So much to do.

I have 3 weeks to sell the Exploder, get all of my stuff either thrown out/donated or packed in boxes, finish my taxes, and put down a deposit on a UBox to be shipped to Maine sometime in May. I also have to be thinking about menu planning, staffing, advertising, and equipment purchases and setup AND I have to do all that while still working 40 hours a week at my current job until right before I leave.

But at least once I'm out there and the REAL work starts it will feel almost easy in comparison.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We had a reboiler failure.  Nobody's fault, that thing was ancient and didn't owe us a dime, but it's a mess.  We still haven't had time to repair reactor 100.  While I was out on Friday, Filthy Assistant decided to change the scope of a very simple job, which complicated that job, which led to a conduit being cut instead of a pipe, which shorted out $8000 worth of instruments.  He then tried to blame the technician.  Understand that only Mike the Engineer is authorized to make scope changes.

So Filthy Assistant is getting a write up.  I am going to enjoy this immensely, because that arrogant, incompetent fuck simply WILL NOT FUCKING LISTEN ANY OTHER WAY.

So, yeah.  Hell of a Monday after a long weekend.

[Ben Shapiro]

I got the Hisense Pro 7 Tablet. It's the poor mans version of the Nexus Tablet. The $100 trade off is the lack of high quality video recording. But the Graphics Processor on this bad boy shits on the Nexus, but the recharge time is slow as fuck!

Over all I feel content. I had so many books, but then I had to reset it because a certain Jewcat loaded it with games, and made it clunky.

So anyone who has a tablet welcome to the future!

[Eater of Clowns]

I think I will consider myself sufficiently wise when I no longer stand in front of a chair, fart, and then sit myself into my own fart cloud.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I think I will consider myself sufficiently wise when I no longer stand in front of a chair, fart, and then sit myself into my own fart cloud.

Truly, a worthy measuring stick by anyone's reckoning.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I got the Hisense Pro 7 Tablet. It's the poor mans version of the Nexus Tablet. The $100 trade off is the lack of high quality video recording. But the Graphics Processor on this bad boy shits on the Nexus, but the recharge time is slow as fuck!

Over all I feel content. I had so many books, but then I had to reset it because a certain Jewcat loaded it with games, and made it clunky.

So anyone who has a tablet welcome to the future!

Right on. I've been looking at inexpensive tablets and netbooks but as I'm exceptionally poor I was thinking I might just assemble my own portable Linux machine with a Raspberry Pi and then when I can afford it, a portable 5" TFT display:

http://www.adafruit.com/products/1678

[Red]

I think I will consider myself sufficiently wise when I no longer stand in front of a chair, fart, and then sit myself into my own fart cloud.

This moment of zen brought to you by Taco Bell.


Man, all this tablet talk. I feel like I'm Amish. My books are Paper! Trees DIED, man! 
I've actually never owned a tablet. My cell phone is the old fashioned flippy kind that sucks for texting. Everyone looks at me like I'm weird for not texting people. Still not sure if I really want a fancy phone and a fancy tablet, honestly. I sort of like unplugging when I'm away from the computer as I work on a computer.