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The Good Reverend Roger

#1185
March 06, 2014, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 05:08:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 05:33:28 PM
http://www.naturehack.com/index.html

Because there is never enough crazy.

That guy is literally THE BEST THING about TDS.

I finally had to block him, because my feed was out of control.

I also blocked a few of the mean-spirited fucks who hound him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#1186
March 06, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 06, 2014, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:53:53 PM
In other news, i spent the whole 50 minute bike ride home from work pretending I was giving you guys a tour of my city. It was a fun end to an annoying day.
The day was annoying because of one thing: meeting at the end of the day.
That actually sounds like fun. I might have to try that

I followed some paths i always see but never follow, ended up in a dead end, tried to follow a car-road instead of a bikepath because i refuse to go back, found out it was a buslane, got scared because i got hit by a bus once shortly after i was hanging behind a car on a buslane on my inlineskates, and then mocked myself for being cowardly.

I also saw several big predatory birds, i'm not really good at determining bird species (because i have bad eyes) but they were hawks or something.
I soon started rapping:
I LIKE BIG BIRDS I CANNOT LIE
WHEN A BIRD FLIES IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WING
YOU GET BUMMED

That is how far i got before i realised i can't remember the rest of the song so i just kept repeating it grinning like a ninny.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1187
March 06, 2014, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 05:08:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 05:33:28 PM
http://www.naturehack.com/index.html

Because there is never enough crazy.

That guy is literally THE BEST THING about TDS.

I finally had to block him, because my feed was out of control.

I also blocked a few of the mean-spirited fucks who hound him.

Yeah, the people who feel like it's OK to shit all over every post he makes are assholes. The dude is CLEARLY not altogether together.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#1188
March 06, 2014, 05:18:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 05:07:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:53:53 PM
In other news, i spent the whole 50 minute bike ride home from work pretending I was giving you guys a tour of my city. It was a fun end to an annoying day.
The day was annoying because of one thing: meeting at the end of the day.

You should do what my boyfriend did when he got stuck with a management position he didn't want, and just make yourself so incomprehensibly strange that you get "laterally transitioned" back into a tech geek position for the same pay.

He basically didn't finish a sentence for six months, and they decided that he's of more use behind the scenes.
I haven't even reached true management, i'm still on the workfloor and actually get some real work done every once in a while.
Good tip though, sadly i always give my honest best effort at every(work)thing i do. (except presentations, the moment they expect me to give a presentation on anything i will hand over my resignation tied to a molotov. I wont break the bottle though, it will just be a very scary oil-lamp.)
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Nephew Twiddleton

#1189
March 06, 2014, 05:18:18 PM
I looked. I have an exam this saturday too. Oh boy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#1190
March 06, 2014, 05:23:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 05:08:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 05:33:28 PM
http://www.naturehack.com/index.html

Because there is never enough crazy.

That guy is literally THE BEST THING about TDS.

I finally had to block him, because my feed was out of control.

I also blocked a few of the mean-spirited fucks who hound him.

Yeah, the people who feel like it's OK to shit all over every post he makes are assholes. The dude is CLEARLY not altogether together.

Something is tickling at the back of my - this might be a wind up - oblongata.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#1191
March 06, 2014, 05:23:50 PM
Dishonored Part 8 is up.  I got ambushed by some assassins...bad form, Corvo.  We are the ambusher, never the ambushee.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1192
March 06, 2014, 05:24:45 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 06, 2014, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:53:53 PM
In other news, i spent the whole 50 minute bike ride home from work pretending I was giving you guys a tour of my city. It was a fun end to an annoying day.
The day was annoying because of one thing: meeting at the end of the day.
That actually sounds like fun. I might have to try that

I followed some paths i always see but never follow, ended up in a dead end, tried to follow a car-road instead of a bikepath because i refuse to go back, found out it was a buslane, got scared because i got hit by a bus once shortly after i was hanging behind a car on a buslane on my inlineskates, and then mocked myself for being cowardly.

I also saw several big predatory birds, i'm not really good at determining bird species (because i have bad eyes) but they were hawks or something.
I soon started rapping:
I LIKE BIG BIRDS I CANNOT LIE
WHEN A BIRD FLIES IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WING
YOU GET BUMMED

That is how far i got before i realised i can't remember the rest of the song so i just kept repeating it grinning like a ninny.
That does sound like a good end to the day lol
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#1193
March 06, 2014, 06:20:36 PM
Let's see...IASON, of all people, invites me to play a game called "press your luck".  HAH!  This is not my first BBQ, sir.  Mother raised no fools.  I remember what happened to the Indianapolis Rotary Club.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#1194
March 06, 2014, 06:20:48 PM
THURSDAY CHEAP BEER PINT DAY!

LMNO

#1195
March 06, 2014, 06:47:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2014, 05:23:50 PM
Dishonored Part 8 is up.  I got ambushed by some assassins...bad form, Corvo.  We are the ambusher, never the ambushee.

That was a good episode. "I have no idea what's going on."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1196
March 06, 2014, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 06:20:36 PM
Let's see...IASON, of all people, invites me to play a game called "press your luck".  HAH!  This is not my first BBQ, sir.  Mother raised no fools.  I remember what happened to the Indianapolis Rotary Club.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#1197
March 06, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 06, 2014, 06:47:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2014, 05:23:50 PM
Dishonored Part 8 is up.  I got ambushed by some assassins...bad form, Corvo.  We are the ambusher, never the ambushee.

That was a good episode. "I have no idea what's going on."

I still have no idea what is going on.  The joys of a blind playthrough.

Salty

#1198
March 06, 2014, 07:08:01 PM
Whoo-hoo! Van acquired. I shall name him Percy.

Setting up insurance right now, then all that's left to do is:
fix the:
bumper cover
door handle
rear right break light and turn signal
front right turn signal

Get a tune-up
Insulate and vaporproof and lightproof it.
Put in some kind of bed that leaves room underneath for storage
Get a campstove, looking at this, because holy shit that's cool: http://www.amazon.com/BioLite-BL-CSA-Wood-Burning-Campstove/dp/B00BQHET9O
Get a portable toilet
Find cheap storage for all my shit that won't fit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#1199
March 06, 2014, 07:12:14 PM
Damn, a campstove that has USB ports?

We didn't have those when I was in the Scouts, that's for sure.
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