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Started by Penumbral, January 29, 2014, 05:53:33 AM

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Penumbral

Here is a video if you want to see it. I wont ask you to vote because that is obnoxious, but if you would like to see her it is:

http://indi.com/t/4AA31EA0


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Whoa, didn't you have hair like a couple years ago?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You're pretty funny, even as a bald guy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also I remember you being 19 or so, why are you suddenly in your 30's?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 06:31:55 AM
Also I remember you being 19 or so, why are you suddenly in your 30's?

Welcome to the wonderful world of getting old.  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Penumbral

Wow, Nigel you're sweet.

I'm 26, and hair just felt like peacing out. Ain't no thing.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 06:31:55 AM
Also I remember you being 19 or so, why are you suddenly in your 30's?

Actually that one might be the drugs fault.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm not trying to be an asshole. You're still hot. I just remember you as being a kid absolutely nowhere near my age, and now you appear to be an adult.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 05:39:31 PM
I'm not trying to be an asshole. You're still hot. I just remember you as being a kid absolutely nowhere near my age, and now you appear to be an adult.

They have this distressing and shall I say RUDE way of doing that.

Fred, for example, insists that she's in her mid-20s, despite the fact that she's 19, MAX.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 29, 2014, 06:20:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 05:39:31 PM
I'm not trying to be an asshole. You're still hot. I just remember you as being a kid absolutely nowhere near my age, and now you appear to be an adult.

They have this distressing and shall I say RUDE way of doing that.

Fred, for example, insists that she's in her mid-20s, despite the fact that she's 19, MAX.

These brats

Where do they get off?  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 06:35:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 29, 2014, 06:20:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 29, 2014, 05:39:31 PM
I'm not trying to be an asshole. You're still hot. I just remember you as being a kid absolutely nowhere near my age, and now you appear to be an adult.

They have this distressing and shall I say RUDE way of doing that.

Fred, for example, insists that she's in her mid-20s, despite the fact that she's 19, MAX.

These brats

Where do they get off?  :argh!:

Don't they realize that this shit is making US older, too?  And not in the good "I can now legally drink" way, either.  No.  It's in the "has anyone seen my colostomy bag?" way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.