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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 05, 2014, 03:42:28 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 05, 2014, 03:42:28 PM
All people fall into two catagories:  Those smarter than Richter, and those dumber than Richter.  90% of people are dumber than Ricther, and you can tell who they are.  They walk around happily, knowing that they are more or less safe in this year of our Lord 2014.  The other 10% do not.  They are the ones that know that Richter exists, and that he's been sharpening people again, amassing a stockpile of living edged weapons. 

Nigel knows that life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.  There is an absolute certainty that you will go splat at the end of both scenarios.  So what you do is have fun on the way down.  Do backflips, do a swandive, summersaults, etc.  Why the hell not?  Nigel, however, has another item on her agenda...When the end is near, aim for people.

Dirty Old Uncle Roger moves through Tucson the way electrons move though a power cable...The chief difference being that electrons don't dance.  So when you see a 240 pound bald cave man shaking his ass down the street toward you, don't think.  Just run.

More later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
February 05, 2014, 03:50:18 PM
SO MANY FACTS!

Cain

#2
February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 05, 2014, 04:48:21 PM
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician.  I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#5
February 05, 2014, 04:50:42 PM
Ah, sorry to hear that.  Be sure to send any updates on the eye to someone with an internet connection.  Fingers crossed and all that.

LMNO

#6
February 05, 2014, 04:54:16 PM
Yeah.  Take care of yourself.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
February 05, 2014, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:48:21 PM
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician.  I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.

Hope everything is okay. Seconding LMNO, take care of yourself!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

#8
February 05, 2014, 05:23:17 PM
Dem facts!  :fap:

Take care, DOUR.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Richter

#9
February 05, 2014, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.

DOUR got his hindbrain directly from the funkasaurus rex.  Neolithic twerk atavii and paleoboogie freaks turn away in shame.

LMNO has no rating on the K scale.  Lmno has only one preference, and that is NOW.  Trying to delay Lmno with questions will only give him time to decide on ANAL.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Ben Shapiro

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February 06, 2014, 01:45:22 AM

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
February 06, 2014, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.

I'm confident that DOUR will TWERK THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.

Keep us posted.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

#13
February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Eater of Clowns

#14
February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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