WHAT YOU DRINK?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Old Crow out of a handle, while burning my trash in the back yard to stay warm.

Beat that, motherfuckers.

Ok. I like to imbibe alcohol in various forms whilst eating salty food with vinegar on it. These two things are normal to consume together, especially for people tied to that rainy archipelago up and to the left of France.

Then, thanks to Chemical Free Bear on Twitter I remembered one of my labs from last semester:

Ethanol+acetic acid+hydrocholoric acid catalyst=ethyl acetate. Which smells like and is an ingredient in nail polish remover.

Yep.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But, to otherwise answer the question, when low on money, which is default, and I want to get more bang than I should for my buck, plastic bottle Kentucky rotgut whiskey, aka Old Thompson.

When I have a little more, Sam Adams, Guinness or Bass.

[LMNO]

Well, if we're going to be honest about it now, I quite like a Vespa:

3 parts gin
3 parts vodka
2 parts Cocchi Americano

Served very cold, with a twist of grapefruit rind

Or, a 1794:

3 parts Rye
3 parts Campari
2 parts sweet (red) vermouth

Served neat, with a blood orange garnish.


And why yes, I do wear a fedora while drinking them.

[Ben Shapiro]

Godfather:
1 part Irish Whiskey
1 part Amaretto

NO GOD DAMN ICE!

[EK WAFFLR]

Moonshine.

[hooplala]

I'm a big fan of a classic gin martini. 

If I'm at home, I'll likely dirty it up a little, but I don't trust olive brine in bars.

[Suu]

I make a really good golden margarita. I'm somewhat known for it.

Sauza Hornitos tequila
Cointreau (Or Grandma works here as well, it's just more expensive.)
Triple-Sec, make sure it's alcoholic
Fresh lime juice

Serve that in a martini glass with a salted rim. Kiss your ass goodbye.

Or, if you would rather have a full margarita on the rocks, you can include sour mix. Sometimes I will just make my own out of orange juice and Rose's Lime. Basically it comes down to what you can afford, or how well the bar is stocked. If you're feel fancy, you can always switch out the Cointreau with Chambord and make a raspberry version, or Pama, or whatever gross Pucker you want to put in there.

[LMNO]

Cointreau and Triple Sec?

[Salty]

It was beer.
Or Vodka cranberry, or neat whisky.

Now I am on the hunt for a non saccharine virgin standby.

50/50 juice and water seems like a winner.

Perhaps, italian soda.

[Suu]

It was beer.
Or Vodka cranberry, or neat whisky.

Now I am on the hunt for a non saccharine virgin standby.

50/50 juice and water seems like a winner.

Perhaps, italian soda.

My BF drinks sprite and sour mix when he's driving. It still looks like a cocktail but not. I also recommend cranberry and soda water.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This one is called an "Adios, Motherfucker"

1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
4/5 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz blue curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz 7-up or sprite

Shake alcohol, then add sprite on top. Serve on the rocks

[MMIX]

Khaki Killer
Advocaat* and Coke
back in the day when i used to drink many, many, bar staff refused to serve me this insisting on putting it in two separate glasses

Advocaat and Coke - tastes like bliss / looks like shit




thats eggnog for our american readers: couldn't find a picture

[Reginald Ret]

Khaki Killer
Advocaat* and Coke
back in the day when i used to drink many, many, bar staff refused to serve me this insisting on putting it in two separate glasses

Advocaat and Coke - tastes like bliss / looks like shit




thats eggnog for our american readers: couldn't find a picture

ADvocaat is eggnog? Who knew! It is still disgusting though.

[Suu]

This one is called an "Adios, Motherfucker"

1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
4/5 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz blue curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz 7-up or sprite

Shake alcohol, then add sprite on top. Serve on the rocks

I call that one a Grateful Dead if you use Chambord instead of sour mix. Then you have a blue and pink drink! Of course, just get rid of the blue curacao and add coke instead of sprite, and you have a Long Island Iced Tea.  Either way you go with that, you're drunk.