Oh Georgia.

[Left]

And they were still trying to do 75 on the highway and illegal lane changes to go around slower drivers and OOPS THERE'S THE MEDIAN.

...I got to see that a week ago...we had one rather unimpressive ice storm and a fuckton of wrecks.
Houstonians would rather potentially kill themselves and/or other Houstonians than actually drive to conditions.

This is why the South lost. They're more a danger to themselves than anyone else.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"Snowmagedon Part 2 : The Icening" is coming to a theater near you in just 24-ish hours! "This time, we're ready."

There'll be snow! There'll be ice! There'll be people driving upside down on sidewalks! There'll be people crying as they push their SUPERLEET pick-up trucks up the hill, slip, and get smushed by the truck!

Yes folks, this snomagedon will have it all. Hold on to your parkas, it's gonna be a blast!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/10/us/winter-weather/

http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2014/02/10/georgia-braces-for-another-round-winter-weather/


Not only is it going to snow!?!?!!!11!!!! It's also going to RAIN!!?!?!?!!!!

And then freeze.

Georgia is fucked forever.

Or at least until Friday.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/02/03/conspiracy_debunked_atlanta_snow_doesn_t_melt.html

Here is where it gets weird. Some people went outside and made snowballs. Then—and I have no clue who would think to do this in the first place, but there you go—they held a lighter to the snowball. What they claimed then is that the snow didn't melt and drip away as you'd expect. That's odd enough, but then they saw scorch marks on the snowball! Ice can't burn, so why were there black streaks on the snowballs?

[Suu]

Didn't read, but it's sublimination. I watch the snow do that all the time up here. It evaporates off roofs like dry ice.

[Pæs]

There is so much fucking stupid in that theory IDEK.