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The Paesors; Dancing With Your Feet Nailed to the Floor

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 20, 2014, 03:37:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 20, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
To the tune of I Can't Dance by Genesis

Hot sun, upside down
Velcro on my feet for just walking around.

Hot sun making me sweat
Maori getting close, haven't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't walk.
Only thing about me is the way I talk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here nailed to everything.

Miguel there, nailed to the floor,
I'm trying to get away, but they locked the door

Senora Paesor's got a body in the back room,
A cc of bovine cortisol is gonna seal my doom

Cos, I can't dance, I can't walk.
Really officer, I'm honestly ready to talk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here telling.

Oh and checking everything is in place,
Six pounds of cocaine and some tractor porn.

Young Lady driving nails through my shoes,
Her crazy husband talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

But I can't dance, I can't walk.
Feeling kinda lucky that I can still talk
I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here selling

Oh and checking everything is in place
Laced bourbon and an exit visa
Another body with a missing face - uh-huh.

No, I can't dance, I can't walk.
Ten penny nails driven through my socks
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
Im just standing here telling everything.

But I can talk.
No I can't dance.
No no no I can't dance
No I said I can't sing.
But I can talk.
Officer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
February 20, 2014, 03:55:09 PM
:mittens:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
February 20, 2014, 05:41:57 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This is awesome.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
February 20, 2014, 07:44:24 PM
Very nice. I spit spinach all over my monitor. :)
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Pæs

#4
February 20, 2014, 08:36:07 PM
 :lulz:

No you fucking well can't talk to the officer. Well you can, but he won't understand you, because through a series of plausibly deniable links, the cafeteria at the station is supplied meat by Signora and WE DON'T EVEN OWN ANY ANIMALS.

Yeah, I give that copper a week, tops.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 20, 2014, 09:23:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on February 20, 2014, 08:36:07 PM
:lulz:

No you fucking well can't talk to the officer. Well you can, but he won't understand you, because through a series of plausibly deniable links, the cafeteria at the station is supplied meat by Signora and WE DON'T EVEN OWN ANY ANIMALS.

Yeah, I give that copper a week, tops.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#6
February 20, 2014, 10:47:35 PM
I don't know if Phil Collins is more likely to steal this or sue you.

Probably both. Crazy bastard.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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