Saturday Night™, a Definition for a Fundamentally Sick Society

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This weekend, in order:

Make seed plant phylogeny flash cards
Study mass extinction events
Take chemistry midterm
Do endless chemistry online problems
Lay head down and cry

What the hell kind of mass extinction event are you planning that it requires both extensive chemistry knowledge and seed plant phylogeny??

Shhhhh, don't worry your pretty head.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

You're gonna spoil the surprise! :P

[Red]

My Saturday Night was extra long and girthy this time. TWO DAYS baby! By the way, my Saturday Night may be rearranging itself in regards to actual days- I'll probably be working weekends at my new job once I start.

Friday

Cab company is calling me in. Interview time!
Guess what? I'm IN. Sweet! Contact Tuesday for more details.
Call mom, tell her the good news. She just asks for more moving boxes. Gee, thanks.
Expectation: Brandon calls, hangs out around 8 PM. Chris meets us at the Arcade.
Reality: Chris calls, hangs out around 8 PM. Brandon meets us at the Arcade. Eris is laughing.

NERDY DANCEYDANCE TIME! I kick some ass (by my standards anyway).
Brandon backs me up on the mat- great work, dancebro!
best songs of the night: Actual song (chart link)
"Fantastic Baby" (8- hard)
"Come Clean" (12- Expert)
"Lemmings on the Run" (7- Hard).
Yes- I played these across three different games. My arcade rocks.

Chill outside with Chris and Ralph.
Drive around with Chris and stare at the pretty moon over the water. SO PRETTY.
Random conversation about cocks turns into "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Laugh about it.
Grab sandwiches and head home.

Saturday

Wake up phone call: Chris wants to come over.
5 minutes later Chris gets to see what I look like when I roll out of bed. ZOMBIE RED.
Talk for a bit. He asks "So, still wanna see?"
I'm horny- this sounds like a bad idea right now.

Nice tea, nice conversation and I whip up a nice thick Italian soup.
The kind with spinach, beef broth and pastina. Fresh basil. YUM.
Also SNUGGLES! Snuggles are also nice.
Get curious and decide to peek anyway.
Not used to being this open with a friend, but can't complain. Feels nice.

Chris heads home. Spend rest of night listening to music and watching videos.
Make Pineapple Chicken for dinner. Yush- I'm eating well!
Also watched "This Is The End"- stupid juvenile movie. At least it had actual jokes? Meh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went to Richacon

Had three drinks

went home

[P3nT4gR4m]

No booze, no pot, no kayaking. Went for a bike ride with P3nTGF. First time on one of those things for decades. My arse feels like I just got out of prison

[Reginald Ret]

This weekend, in order:

Make seed plant phylogeny flash cards
Study mass extinction events
Take chemistry midterm
Do endless chemistry online problems
Lay head down and cry

What the hell kind of mass extinction event are you planning that it requires both extensive chemistry knowledge and seed plant phylogeny??

Shhhhh, don't worry your pretty head.

Heh, slightly disturbing.
Also, no-one ever calls my head pretty. Ugly is actually one of the more common nicknames. I think i need to beat up my friends some more.

My Saturday Night was extra long and girthy this time. TWO DAYS baby! By the way, my Saturday Night may be rearranging itself in regards to actual
(...)
Also watched "This Is The End"- stupid juvenile movie. At least it had actual jokes? Meh.

You, Ma'am, know how to do saturday night. Also, i am quite sure you are quite young, though quite responsible for your age.  22?

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Sometimes you just gotta slap on a motorcycle helmet and practice your tai-chi in a place where it's sure to bringing maddening levels of confusion to your household pets...BECAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT, BABY!

_{***and sometimes you end up having to replace dog beds the household pets tear to shreds in their mad and confused states}

[Red]

My Saturday Night was extra long and girthy this time. TWO DAYS baby! By the way, my Saturday Night may be rearranging itself in regards to actual
(...)
Also watched "This Is The End"- stupid juvenile movie. At least it had actual jokes? Meh.

You, Ma'am, know how to do saturday night. Also, i am quite sure you are quite young, though quite responsible for your age.  22?

I actually turn 29 on Wednesday.  I just like running around and having fun. You don't have to get older, just get wiser.

Since our gaming lounge closed, the arcade is the go-to hang out spot for nerds who don't feel like chucking dice right now. The place is loaded with scientists, engineers, military guys and working class nerds of all ages after 8 PM. We never turn away newcommers just because they're not kids!

If you're wondering, the lounge didn't close due to lack of income: it was too close to a prissy college that has a strict "no video games" policy. There are underground pokemon tournaments where people shift the locations in order to prevent getting expelled due to poke-battles. I'm not joking. Either way, stupid college threw money at people for over a year to force the place to close.

Luckily the arcade is just far enough away to be safe... for now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You actually do have to get older. Trust me, I tried to stop. It  turns out that the universe is a REAL DICK about things like that.

[Junkenstein]

And if you think you actually get wiser.... I have some news for you.

[Reginald Ret]

You actually do have to get older. Trust me, I tried to stop. It  turns out that the universe is a REAL DICK about things like that.

And if you think you actually get wiser.... I have some news for you.

Ah, peedee. Where no platitude is left unmolested.

[LMNO]

You actually do have to get older. Trust me, I tried to stop. It  turns out that the universe is a REAL DICK about things like that.

And if you think you actually get wiser.... I have some news for you.

Ah, peedee. Where no platitude is left unmolested.

I'M LIVING PROOF!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You actually do have to get older. Trust me, I tried to stop. It  turns out that the universe is a REAL DICK about things like that.

And if you think you actually get wiser.... I have some news for you.

Ah, peedee. Where no platitude is left unmolested.

I'M LIVING PROOF!

[P3nT4gR4m]

You actually do have to get older. Trust me, I tried to stop. It  turns out that the universe is a REAL DICK about things like that.

Getting older more slowly than the guys next to me is the best I've managed. Still falling to shit at a steady rate and waiting patiently for rejuvenation nano-potions... 

[President Television]

My first Saturday Night in a long time was this Thursday. I don't know anyone in this city, so I joined a Pathfinder game over Skype with some internet nerds. Heavy homebrew, space opera setting, still fun as shit. I know it'll be really, really unbalanced and I'll probably die in the first combat, but so far I'm having fun anyway as a cleric of Azathoth. I'm also quickly becoming the party troll, in a way that the rest of the group seems to find genuinely funny.

I took the Evangelist archetype, so I'll be spouting nihilistic rants in the midst of combat about the intrinsic meaninglessness of life and apathy of my god of choice, and the party'll get morale bonuses for it.