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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ANTHEM OF THE COMATOSE DISCORDIAN

Started by Pæs, February 19, 2014, 10:23:48 PM

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Pæs

February 19, 2014, 10:23:48 PM
I keep a close watch on this board of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep thinking, perhaps I should opine.
But that takes time, so hit F5.

I find it hard to write better than Cain
So rather than contribute I complain
And when asked why, I'll simply explain
Because I'm lame, I just abstain

As sure as we're all terrified that Dok was right
I am here to read and not to write
And if that bugs you and you want to start a fight
Just call me white and I'll take flight

So long as Discordia fits in a sound bite
I'm going to keep lurking on this site
And every now and then I may post something trite
Until some slight, causes me to post in spite

I keep a close watch on this board of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep thinking, perhaps I should opine.
But that takes time, so hit F5.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 19, 2014, 10:29:26 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#2
February 19, 2014, 10:47:33 PM
 :lulz:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#3
February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 AM
Niiiiice.
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