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ATTN PEEDEE PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, February 26, 2014, 02:05:59 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
February 26, 2014, 04:20:58 AM
Quote from: The Suu on February 26, 2014, 04:08:14 AM
Speaking of New England. You need all the bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaTBiD0js8c&list=UUbM2Nlno00Q6PUpTvLDuhyw&feature=c4-overview

QuoteExplicit message: Cardi's has comfy furniture, and will reward you for posting a picture of yourself getting comfy in it on your social media page.

Implicit message: You are a mighty hunter who likes cats.

I cannot agree with the explicit message, because frankly, neither of those men looks particularly comfortable. They both look a little constipated, actually. However, since I am indeed a mighty hunter and I do like cats, I agree completely with the implicit message.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
February 26, 2014, 04:26:05 AM
Quite honestly, it's much easier to do a layered analysis of a not-so-local, not-so-tiny-budget commercial, because the tiny local ones tend to lack the sophistication to send a layered message.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
February 26, 2014, 04:27:54 AM
Basically, if the business owner wrote their own commercial, it isn't likely to have enough depth to have an implicit message. Even a shitty ad agency can usually summon some implication.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#48
February 26, 2014, 04:29:17 AM
That's a good point.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
February 26, 2014, 04:30:51 AM
Quote from: The Suu on February 26, 2014, 04:13:52 AM
THIS. THAT IS ALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

:lol: Weirdly, I've seen that twice before, once because I'm friends with Dwaine Scum and once because my accountant is from Baltimore.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#50
February 26, 2014, 04:44:35 AM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#51
February 26, 2014, 04:46:22 AM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#52
February 26, 2014, 04:50:16 AM
Don't know if you've seen this one, but I love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxVcgDMBU94
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#53
February 26, 2014, 04:53:23 AM
So I sent Bren the link to this thread and this is what he says:

QuoteHA. Valid points all around. For the record: 1) I DID tell the producers that I felt it was kind of classist, what with me in a pea coat and scarf dumping out all these blue collar type cups. I also said I thought the character was kind of a dick. The music they added kept it behind the line of "tastefully quirky", I guess. 2) I don't drink coffee any more, of any kind. I haven't since college. As such I have an extremely low tolerance for caffeine. I'm a fuckin loony with even just a little caffeine. So I have no loyalties to brand or style. Honey Dew paid me, so I did it.

ETA: he gave me permission to quote this.
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#54
February 26, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
Just had a quick check, has anyone mentioned condoms/contraception?

Or sex chatlines. Or deodorant for that matter.



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Nephew Twiddleton

#55
February 26, 2014, 09:10:40 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 26, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
Just had a quick check, has anyone mentioned condoms/contraception?

Or sex chatlines. Or deodorant for that matter.

These things can only be improved with British accents.
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#56
February 26, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
This commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fuUJOPqYG0

Deep Freudian analysis of the lack of wolves in Croydon and cats as a substitute not necessary, but could be hilarious

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#57
February 26, 2014, 01:47:30 PM
http://gawker.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-insane-commercial-for-a-germ-1529990546

"Geil" is a funny word in German, it can mean "cool" or be pretty um...randy. Like horny or promiscuous.  :lulz: Nice work on the double entendre, Germany!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
February 26, 2014, 04:40:57 PM
Thanks guys! Assignment done and submitted!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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