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Another reason to hate the world. True or False?

Started by Resigned Obligatorily, March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM

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The Johnny

#120
March 08, 2014, 03:40:58 AM

Even the Truetm Believers in the righteousness of normalcy within the range of the Gauss Bell acknowledge that not everyone has the same priorities and same mind-set as themselves...

THIS MAKES YOU WORSE THAN THEM, at least a TrueBeliever acknowledges the existance of DIFFERENCE and OTHERNESS (satanizing it nevertheless or pathologizing it)

what you do is think that everyone thinks/feels the same way as you, and that is as egocentrical as a 5 year old - congratulations on having the analytical capacity of a pre-schooler.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#121
March 08, 2014, 04:28:05 AM
Isn't the technical definition of 'geek' a carnival performer who does gross/crazy shit like bite the head off chickens for entertainment?
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#122
March 08, 2014, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2014, 04:28:05 AM
Isn't the technical definition of 'geek' a carnival performer who does gross/crazy shit like bite the head off chickens for entertainment?

Nope. Pretty sure you're thinking of the definition of Politician

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Cain

#123
March 08, 2014, 07:47:51 AM
Just so you all know, the OP has changed his email to Shithead@fuckyourlivesallsuck.com

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#124
March 08, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2014, 07:47:51 AM
Just so you all know, the OP has changed his email to Shithead@fuckyourlivesallsuck.com

:lulz: Well I guess he showed us.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#125
March 08, 2014, 03:39:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2014, 07:47:51 AM
Just so you all know, the OP has changed his email to Shithead@fuckyourlivesallsuck.com

fuckyourlivesallsuck.com domain is available. Open DNS google suggestions bring up an interesting youtube link Kinda having a hard time visualising how this works :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#126
March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pergamos

#127
March 08, 2014, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 08, 2014, 03:40:58 AM

Even the Truetm Believers in the righteousness of normalcy within the range of the Gauss Bell acknowledge that not everyone has the same priorities and same mind-set as themselves...

THIS MAKES YOU WORSE THAN THEM, at least a TrueBeliever acknowledges the existance of DIFFERENCE and OTHERNESS (satanizing it nevertheless or pathologizing it)

what you do is think that everyone thinks/feels the same way as you, and that is as egocentrical as a 5 year old - congratulations on having the analytical capacity of a pre-schooler.

Was that directed at me? 

Luna

#128
March 08, 2014, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

Tons, actually.   :)

Funny thing is, not a damn thing on that list factored into my selection of partner.

He's an awesome guy that treats me like I'm an real person, gives a shit what I care about, and treats me like a real person that he actually cares about.

Did you guys chase this one off before I could tear a strip off him?
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#129
March 08, 2014, 10:36:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 08, 2014, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

Tons, actually.   :)

Funny thing is, not a damn thing on that list factored into my selection of partner.

He's an awesome guy that treats me like I'm an real person, gives a shit what I care about, and treats me like a real person that he actually cares about.

Did you guys chase this one off before I could tear a strip off him?

Yeah, he's gone off in a cloud of butthurt.

It's amazing how that whole "treats me like a real person" thing makes such a huge difference!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#130
March 09, 2014, 12:58:38 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on March 08, 2014, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 08, 2014, 03:40:58 AM

Even the Truetm Believers in the righteousness of normalcy within the range of the Gauss Bell acknowledge that not everyone has the same priorities and same mind-set as themselves...

THIS MAKES YOU WORSE THAN THEM, at least a TrueBeliever acknowledges the existance of DIFFERENCE and OTHERNESS (satanizing it nevertheless or pathologizing it)

what you do is think that everyone thinks/feels the same way as you, and that is as egocentrical as a 5 year old - congratulations on having the analytical capacity of a pre-schooler.

Was that directed at me?

No, the OP.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#131
March 09, 2014, 03:45:37 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

:lulz:

"I'm here to stay!"

"FUCKYOUGUYSYARNGANARG!"
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#132
March 09, 2014, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2014, 03:45:37 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

:lulz:

"I'm here to stay!"

"FUCKYOUGUYSYARNGANARG!"

Yeah, that didn't take long.

"You people are challenging my precious beliefs!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#133
March 09, 2014, 04:08:48 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 09, 2014, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2014, 03:45:37 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

:lulz:

"I'm here to stay!"

"FUCKYOUGUYSYARNGANARG!"

Yeah, that didn't take long.

"You people are challenging my precious beliefs!"

The most dangerous thing about the fart blanket is that it makes you unable to survive without it, socially, in a very real sense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#134
March 09, 2014, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2014, 04:08:48 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 09, 2014, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2014, 03:45:37 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 08, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
My only regret is that he left before all the female members of the board had a chance to tell him how much sex they're all having with people who aren't him.

:lulz:

"I'm here to stay!"

"FUCKYOUGUYSYARNGANARG!"

Yeah, that didn't take long.

"You people are challenging my precious beliefs!"

The most dangerous thing about the fart blanket is that it makes you unable to survive without it, socially, in a very real sense.

My favorite part, actually, was this:

Quote from: Resigned Obligatorily on March 06, 2014, 07:33:30 PM
I just really never imagined that such a petty over generalization of a group as diverse as humanity itself would lead to so much indignation. I thought raising this seemingly inconsequential question would be an easy and fun way to lay it to rest further.

He just never imagined. That a petty overgeneralization about a group of people would lead to indignation.   :lulz:

Because misogyny is "inconsequential".

Evidently, wherever he normally hangs out, people treat it as such.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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