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Started by Resigned Obligatorily, March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM

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Resigned Obligatorily

March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 11:15:23 AM by Obligatory Resignation
Someone made this list, and I saved it because its an interesting concept.

How wrong is this?
I really think this is true for when you meet people.
This doesn't seem to apply when logic gives up and
a relationship takes over, or when girls are trying
to take pity on someone. Thats usually a friend zone thing anyway.



Literally all women care about.

1. How tall you are
2. How big your dick is
3. How much money you make
4. How much hair you have
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How handsome you are


I'm hoping that some will try to prove or disprove this, inevitable creating some insight about life.
Either that, or you all can just kill me.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
March 05, 2014, 01:14:13 PM
:um:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 05, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all women care about.

Let's just look at that again, shall we?

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all men care about.

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all Black people care about.

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all Gays care about.

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Literally all stupid fucking misogynists care about.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#3
March 05, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
Where's the interesting concept? I've clearly missed something.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 05, 2014, 02:04:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
Where's the interesting concept? I've clearly missed something.

2 years ago August, as I recall.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#5
March 05, 2014, 02:12:24 PM
This guy doesn't have fuck-all to say that's worth listening to, does he?
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Cain

#6
March 05, 2014, 02:13:36 PM
Shallow people try to attract shallow people, fail, blame it on them being shallow, make sweeping generalizations in the process.

More news at 11.

Resigned Obligatorily

#7
March 05, 2014, 02:17:19 PM Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 02:22:35 PM by Obligatory Resignation

Politically correct version; for the politically correct people!

Literally all 'people' in general care about.
When getting a first impression of you.
(Call them the uninformed if you like)

1. How tall you are, or at least if you are not way too short or too tall for them
2. How big your dick is, metaphorically speaking
3. How much money you make.
4. The quality of your hair
5. Your social status
6. How fit you are
7. What car you drive (and other various status symbols)
8. What you do at work
9. How popular you are
10. How 'striking' you are

First impressions cannot be taken back.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Resigned Obligatorily

#8
March 05, 2014, 02:19:01 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on March 05, 2014, 02:12:24 PM
This guy doesn't have fuck-all to say that's worth listening to, does he?

Not really, yes this was the best I could come up with.

Quote from: Cain on March 05, 2014, 02:13:36 PM
Shallow people try to attract shallow people, fail, blame it on them being shallow, make sweeping generalizations in the process.

More news at 11.

Thanks for the input Mr. sugar cain. Always a pleasure!
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Junkenstein

#9
March 05, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Still waiting on this "interesting concept". This still appears to be idiocy.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 05, 2014, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 02:17:19 PM
:lulz:

Politically correct version; for the politically correct people!  :fap:

I stopped reading right there.

You are having a communications problem.  I can elaborate on that, if it will help.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#11
March 05, 2014, 02:21:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 02:04:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 01:39:33 PM
Where's the interesting concept? I've clearly missed something.

2 years ago August, as I recall.

Well, that answers the question, "When's the interesting concept"
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

P3nT4gR4m

#12
March 05, 2014, 02:23:16 PM
"literally all XXXXXX" statements are never correct. Some people will always be too smart/brain damaged to conform to your chosen demographic.

Not to say a whole bunch of these things won't hold true for a large percentage, given that a large percentage of any group are usually idiots. Ask any anthropologist why the list makes sense and it's pretty straightforward monkey brain wiring. However, as we discussed recently, monkey brain wiring is not fixed. assume otherwise at your peril.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Resigned Obligatorily

#13
March 05, 2014, 02:23:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 02:17:19 PM
:lulz:

Politically correct version; for the politically correct people!  :fap:

I stopped reading right there.

You are having a communications problem.  I can elaborate on that, if it will help.

Actually, elaborations such as that might help me start contributing something; instead of just being a perpetual energy suck.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 05, 2014, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 02:19:01 PM
Thanks for the input Mr. sugar cain. Always a pleasure!

Actually, I won't elaborate.

I'll just put this guy on ignore, because he lacks the ability or the desire to communicate.  What he does is treat people like shit.  I am guessing he doesn't know that this is what he's doing.  I don't care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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