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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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WHY NORWEGIANS PISS ME OFF.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 05, 2014, 09:37:37 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 05, 2014, 09:37:37 PM
On the drive to work this morning, I passed 3 signs, about 10 miles apart, which were big yellow bastards saying WAFFLE HOUSE.

And that's bragging.  I don't care how many houses you have, there is no need for a sign 30 meters up saying you own it.

That is all.  You may now return to your frozen butter sammiches.
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Eater of Clowns

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March 05, 2014, 09:39:25 PM
I've seen those. The arrogant fucker has them EVERYWHERE.

Oh, except in the Northeast.

What'sa matter, you're too good to have a house in New England?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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March 05, 2014, 09:46:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 05, 2014, 09:39:25 PM
I've seen those. The arrogant fucker has them EVERYWHERE.

Oh, except in the Northeast.

What'sa matter, you're too good to have a house in New England?

Too much like home.
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