Oh, hand model lady

[Salty]

I want to say that it's just good marketing. You got a camera on you, show your money makers.

But I'll bet she's like that all the time.

Imagine how she acts when no one is around.

[The Johnny]

04:18

...that means all the day before I have to be very careful about what I eat, I'm not eating salt or sugar, or caffeine, or anything that's going to pump the blood through my veins, so its a whole hand model diet...

04:46

...you don't want your veins, to be coursing, you know, with blood...

[Eater of Clowns]

She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

[Eater of Clowns]

04:18

...that means all the day before I have to be very careful about what I eat, I'm not eating salt or sugar, or caffeine, or anything that's going to pump the blood through my veins, so its a whole hand model diet...

04:46

...you don't want your veins, to be coursing, you know, with blood...

 

This reminds me of the time my co-worker told me about when he's tried to donate blood. At some point, it just stops coming out. There is no more blood to bleed.

[Salty]

Maybe once she hits retirement she will go hog wild on spareribs and whitling and, you know, opening doors for herself.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

[Eater of Clowns]

She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

 

When I get out of work I'm going to have to actually watch the video.

[The Johnny]

i can get her a friend that can emphatize with her "harsh" hand model lifestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD8N3HVvmFs

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Jeeze, I am already out. Twelve years on the farm, including butchering (where I got one finger stuck in the meat grinder), 'deformed' pinky fingers, a year working in a stable, two years at a library, one year of heavy lifting/shipping/receiving . . . not to mention all the burns and cuts and scratches and the twisting of the knuckles from arthritis. Yeah, no one really wants to see my hands modeling shit. I'd die of boredom doing the model thing. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.