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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 01:54:17 am »
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 01:59:33 am »
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".

Simply not done, old chap.
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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 02:08:54 am »
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".

Simply not done, old chap.

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 06:39:20 am »
Wow.

We should steal his eating utensils and see if he starves himself to death.
Amazing how he can participate in wars, but he can't touch food before he eats it....

Brave enough to order men to their death from an office,
but not brave enough to trust his immune system....

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 06:45:31 am »
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 07:01:32 am »
Trust me, you DO NOT want to submit this to the rule34 test  :eek:
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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 07:58:30 am »
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.

Done!

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Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
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If you say its a bad idea
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you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

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simply because they are the authority.

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 01:09:14 pm »
There were so many places to go with that.

So, of course it was rule 34.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 02:38:48 pm »
Just when you start to think that Monty Python savagely exaggerated everything...
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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2014, 02:42:36 pm »
He's in Wiltshire.  Barbaric habits?  Don't make me laugh.  That Wickerman shit they do up on the Salisbury Plains is barbaric.  Eating sandwiches is merely uncouth and not becoming of a gentleman.  Any officer who eats a sandwich should be summarily demoted, and sent to have his meal with the plebs.

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2014, 04:12:30 pm »
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.

Done!

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Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2014, 08:08:43 pm »
SANDWICHES

I mean, they're practically AMERICAN in their barbarity!

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”