ROGER

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

It's hard to describe the intense feeling of religious awe that just went through me. 

I feel like Doc Holiday meeting John Wesley Hardin.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

It's hard to describe the intense feeling of religious awe that just went through me. 

I feel like Doc Holiday meeting John Wesley Hardin.

[The Johnny]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

No no, thats the stuff you build SHRINES for!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

That reminds me, scarily, of Cherokee hair tampons. Naturally absorbent.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.

You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.

I have something even better.



I don't know how much to charge for these beauties, but this is over a decade worth of hairballs.

That reminds me, scarily, of Cherokee hair tampons. Naturally absorbent.

Eeeeeeeee nope nope nope! D:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One of my friends improved it:

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Mother of god, this is brilliant.
There's no way to tell how old any of them are.
Imagine:
"Up to a decade old wads of hair from the head of a madgiqual wizard sorcerer"
You could sell this shit as some kind of magic tool listed under the wicca/pagan/voodoo shit and make a friggin FORTUNE!
Blessed by the high priestess of whatever, herself!

$50 each. Two for $95

The funniest part would be to see if any of them actually SOLD.
You HAVE to do this. List them! For the lulz.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mother of god, this is brilliant.
There's no way to tell how old any of them are.
Imagine:
"Up to a decade old wads of hair from the head of a madgiqual wizard sorcerer"
You could sell this shit as some kind of magic tool listed under the wicca/pagan/voodoo shit and make a friggin FORTUNE!
Blessed by the high priestess of whatever, herself!

$50 each. Two for $95

The funniest part would be to see if any of them actually SOLD.
You HAVE to do this. List them! For the lulz.

PUTTING ME THROUGH COLLEGE, WOOOOO!

I'd have to open a new Etsy shop, there's no way I could sell them in my Beadwife shop.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

No way!

You do a new shop with some mystical madgikle musings and make a FORTUNE!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Include a lousy fortune.

"Today could be hairy, take this with you"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Include a lousy fortune.

"Today could be hairy, take this with you"

Oh, that's just terrible.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Include a lousy fortune.

"Today could be hairy, take this with you"

Oh, that's just terrible.

The WORST!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You could use your hair to make furniture and jewelry and whatnot like they used to do back in the day.

http://voices.yahoo.com/victorian-hair-art-art-jewelry-made-human-375793.html

Or give it to the Russians to turn into diamonds.

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2006/03/diamonds-made-from-human-hair.html

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You could use your hair to make furniture and jewelry and whatnot like they used to do back in the day.

http://voices.yahoo.com/victorian-hair-art-art-jewelry-made-human-375793.html

Or give it to the Russians to turn into diamonds.

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2006/03/diamonds-made-from-human-hair.html

Somehow this made me gag.
Good show.