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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 15, 2014, 03:37:59 PM
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I accidentally ate beef on the way to work this morning, at a roach coach.

My stomach is a horror bag.



I don't get it.

To be honest I've had very little sleep for about a week and this picture of Icke looking vaguely concerned about your reptoid bowels is more amusing to me than it probably should be.

You know, I had always thought that being a reptile person would exempt me from miserable shit like this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Moved into the new place. Lovin' it. Especially since we own it. No debts, even.

Also, Nigel, a while ago you posted a link  where it said that pharmaceutical companies are subsidized for making vaccines. Do you have it handy?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

Why is everyone Derriking?

Also, the correct mental state for ranting:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

AW GAWWWD!

In a couple of hours or so, I shall be ordering a new toilet.

DEATH BAG
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
AW GAWWWD!

In a couple of hours or so, I shall be ordering a new toilet.

DEATH BAG

:lulz:

You laugh NOW, but I will be venting this horror into YOUR UNIVERSE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
AW GAWWWD!

In a couple of hours or so, I shall be ordering a new toilet.

DEATH BAG

:lulz:

You laugh NOW, but I will be venting this horror into YOUR UNIVERSE.

I am prepared. I bought a kosmonaut suit off BelgianBay.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 05:12:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 15, 2014, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
AW GAWWWD!

In a couple of hours or so, I shall be ordering a new toilet.

DEATH BAG

:lulz:

You laugh NOW, but I will be venting this horror into YOUR UNIVERSE.

I am prepared. I bought a kosmonaut suit off BelgianBay.

Russian space hardware, you say?

SOUNDS REASONABLE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
AW GAWWWD!

In a couple of hours or so, I shall be ordering a new toilet.

DEATH BAG

YOU FOUND THE CURE FOR HORRORBAG!  :horrormirth:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

Some people age like wine.

Others, like dick cheese.

That is all.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2014, 06:35:49 PM
Some people age like wine.

Others, like dick cheese.

That is all.

Others, like a dead rat in the walls.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

And we LIKE it that way.

TGRR,
Stinking up your business.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.