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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#645
April 01, 2014, 03:49:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 31, 2014, 10:11:51 PM


It's OK, Yellowstone is far away

:(

I was kinda looking forward to that.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#646
April 01, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on April 01, 2014, 03:48:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 31, 2014, 10:11:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2014, 09:39:30 PM
So, Yellowstone is acting funny, and I have to go to Oregon.

This is how disaster movies begin, you know.

It's OK, Yellowstone is far away and we have our own volcanos.

Which may in fact be connected to the same lava field, but that's another matter.

Been some seismic activity up on Mt. Hood in the last few days as well.

Yeah, nothing to write home about though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#647
April 01, 2014, 04:25:10 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 31, 2014, 11:08:04 PM
Trying to buy a house.  :eek:

Look at everything, get an inspector when you find one you like.  Inspect even if it's new.
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Pæs

#648
April 01, 2014, 04:39:14 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 01, 2014, 04:25:10 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 31, 2014, 11:08:04 PM
Trying to buy a house.  :eek:

Look at everything, get an inspector when you find one you like.  Inspect even if it's new.

Offer made, conditional on all manner of reports, inspections and our comfort with finance terms.

Trivial

#649
April 01, 2014, 04:42:06 AM
Quote from: Pæs on April 01, 2014, 04:39:14 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 01, 2014, 04:25:10 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 31, 2014, 11:08:04 PM
Trying to buy a house.  :eek:

Look at everything, get an inspector when you find one you like.  Inspect even if it's new.

Offer made, conditional on all manner of reports, inspections and our comfort with finance terms.

Nice! Good luck!
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

#650
April 01, 2014, 04:42:48 AM
Manager #6 is asking what my goals are for the year. 

They don't like the whole list of 'things I'm not going to do' as goals.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#651
April 01, 2014, 04:45:44 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 01, 2014, 04:42:48 AM
Manager #6 is asking what my goals are for the year. 

They don't like the whole list of 'things I'm not going to do' as goals.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#652
April 01, 2014, 04:48:12 AM
So, I am not going to detail all of the things I did over Spring Break (other than that I now own Oregon and Washington in their entirety) but suffice it to say that yesterday, after doing some activity of low morality and questionable legality at the Tulip Festival without occasion, I was kicked out of a mall in Woodburn for going pants shopping without any pants.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#653
April 01, 2014, 04:48:45 AM
Apparently mall security failed to recognize the superior logic of my approach.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#654
April 01, 2014, 04:55:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 01, 2014, 04:48:45 AM
Apparently mall security failed to recognize the superior logic of my approach.

It sounds more efficient.
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Junkenstein

#655
April 01, 2014, 10:23:12 AM
Big arguments with boss. Apparently everything I do/have done is unacceptable. Also my appearance now seems to be a problem.

I'm moderately sure the guy has some form of bi-polar and some kind of memory issue but I'm starting to get to the end of my rope now. Probably time to move on.
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Cain

#656
April 01, 2014, 10:47:00 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 01, 2014, 04:42:48 AM
Manager #6 is asking what my goals are for the year. 

They don't like the whole list of 'things I'm not going to do' as goals.

My goals: to carry out my job description and additional duties relating to those, as directed by my line manager or supervisory officials.

Secondary goal: Not to do the job of management, which is to figure out what those goals are, as part of some kind of cheap "self-reflection" exercise.  Not without a management level payrise, anyway.

hooplala

#657
April 01, 2014, 12:25:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 01, 2014, 04:48:45 AM
Apparently mall security failed to recognize the superior logic of my approach.

They expected you to try on pants over your pants?
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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#658
April 01, 2014, 02:15:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2014, 12:25:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 01, 2014, 04:48:45 AM
Apparently mall security failed to recognize the superior logic of my approach.

They expected you to try on pants over your pants?

Did we learn NOTHING from O.J.?
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Cain

#659
April 01, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
I learned how he would've done it, if he were guilty.  Which he's not.
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