OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Ben Shapiro]

Found a new High Tech Karaoke joint. With cider on tap for only $3.75.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One of my friends is being a superfreak and I don't know what to do. I can't tell if she's in crisis, or just unusually clueless all of a sudden. Wednesday, she invites me over for dinner (same night invitation, I normally don't but it was after my last final). While we were there FBF invited us both over for dinner Friday, I explained that I couldn't. Friday afternoon Superfreak texted me, letting me know she was at a coffeeshop if I cared to join, and I told her I couldn't. Then she texted me again two hours later while I was at dinner with the bf and his coworkers, asking if I could come grab a drink. And then tonight, she texted me twice from a bar. I'm thinking, it's after ten o'clock, WTF? I know it's Saturday night, but dude, I am not that girl. What the hell is even going on.

People go to you, I think, because you will not bullshit them.  So they THINK they're calling you to get a shoulder to cry on, when they're REALLY calling you because they at some level know they need to be told to cut the shit.

Just a thought.

Hahaha maybe that's it. I said "Are you drunk? Go home".

We need a "GO HOME PORTLAND, YOU'RE DRUNK" WOMP-athon.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

Staying up all night, sleeping on flight.

[Luna]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

Staying up all night, sleeping on flight.

TGRR delivered to airport.  It is possible I used too much strapping tape, but one can never be too careful.  The baggage handlers were, when I left, arguing whether the low man on the seniority list had to load him into the cargo bay, or if they were going to draw straws.  The new guy was crying, even AFTER I swore that I'd locked the Hannibal mask tight under the layers of duct tape. 

[Ben Shapiro]

Thank you LMNO for introducing me into Radishes, and Thank you Twid for introducing me into Turnips. I find them yummy!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thank you LMNO for introducing me into Radishes, and Thank you Twid for introducing me into Turnips. I find them yummy!

You make me sad.  Me ----> 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

Staying up all night, sleeping on flight.

TGRR delivered to airport.  It is possible I used too much strapping tape, but one can never be too careful.  The baggage handlers were, when I left, arguing whether the low man on the seniority list had to load him into the cargo bay, or if they were going to draw straws.  The new guy was crying, even AFTER I swore that I'd locked the Hannibal mask tight under the layers of duct tape.

Home alive.  Thanks again!

[Suu]

My hospital just called to tell me that the antibiotics are going to fuck with the effectiveness of my birth control. 

*sings*
"it's getting better...all the tiiiiiime!"

Hold on. You didn't already know this?
It's in the instructions that come with your birth control, and usually somewhere in the thing that comes with your antibiotics.
Do never sex on pill alone with antibiotics!
This is a thing! Always.

What Squiddy said.

Oh, I've known it for a while, but the fact that the hospital called me AFTER the fact was funny, oh, and that the pharmacist didn't say a damn thing despite I refilled my BC scrip at the same time. I'm surrounded by fucking stupid.

[Suu]

And yes.

I did pay for my Bailey's consumption last night. My head was all kinds of poundy this morning. Was better after leftovers and lots of coffee.

[Luna]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

Staying up all night, sleeping on flight.

TGRR delivered to airport.  It is possible I used too much strapping tape, but one can never be too careful.  The baggage handlers were, when I left, arguing whether the low man on the seniority list had to load him into the cargo bay, or if they were going to draw straws.  The new guy was crying, even AFTER I swore that I'd locked the Hannibal mask tight under the layers of duct tape.

Home alive.  Thanks again!

Good to know.     Though now, I suppose, I won't have to do that THING to the guys at the airport...

[Ben Shapiro]

Thank you LMNO for introducing me into Radishes, and Thank you Twid for introducing me into Turnips. I find them yummy!

You make me sad.  Me ----> 

They're yummy swimming in the pork tenderloin juices!

[Red]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

You know... I totally forgot it was Spring Break. At least it explains why everyone has been going crazy around here.  When you see a line wrapped around each and every shaved ice, Italian ice or similar ice-snack stand, you know something is going down!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had a moment of anxiety because it's like 11:30, and then I remembered that it's Spring Break and who cares? I can do what I want! Woohoo@!!!1

Staying up all night, sleeping on flight.

Kinda feel like that  encapsulates  everthing

[Cain]

I think my degree has run out of real work for us to do.  My assignment for next week is, essentially, "critique Nate Silver".