OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Ben Shapiro]

Sweet. I was going to ask about your wife, but I didn't want to post personal information etc.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sweet. I was going to ask about your wife, but I didn't want to post personal information etc.

She lost 65 pounds in a about 6 months. 

[LMNO]

changing blood chemistry takes a while. follow the schedule unless you think they're fucking with you.  in that case, get a second opinion.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My cat tore up the roommate's cat's ear. Fuuuuuuck.

[Salty]

After 10 years of really heavy smoking, and many failed attempts, I have finally quit the weed.

I passed my usual threshold of 3 months, smoked some, and really disliked how I felt the next morning. More importantly, I did not proceed to buy as much as I could afford.

This is a milestone. Thank you, liquid nicotine, thank you.

Oh, hey guys.

[hooplala]

Hey Alty.  I've been considering the same thing recently.  Considering.

[Salty]

I can't recommend it to everyone, but giving up weed, booze, and fast women has really...isolated me socially from Alaskans more than I ever thought was possible.



Ok, the women aren't that fast.

[Cain]

Not after enough booze and weed, anyway.

[Salty]

Troof. And their brains have a hard time catching up on that.

They do make up for by connecting those brains with the floor with the quickness though.

True story, I was at Darwin's, one of the louder dive bars, and this woman totally fell down. Everyone was, like, woah.

[LMNO]

Hi, Alty!

Good on ya about the debbil weed.  I was never that heavy a smoker, but I did start noticing it would put me down for at least a day or two. 

We've got to get you out of AK, somehow.

[Suu]

Dating/being married to a member of the armed forces has given me an amazing glimpse at how inept the government really is. He had to update some stuff online last night, nothing major, just basic information that the government wants updated every 5 years and it went like this.

"Give us your last 10 years of residential history, complete with references so that we may contact them."
"LOL, WHAT? 5 YEARS OF THAT I WAS ON A SUBMARINE!"

"Are you enrolled in Selective Service?"
"I'M ALREADY IN THE FUCKING NAVY!"

*Page header: US Active Duty Military Personnel*

What is your employment status? Full Time or Part Time?
" ...............Ten more years of this shit, eh?"

He ended up hitting his head on the wall a few times before walking off to go to bed. He was a nice quiet man before we met. I swear.

In other news, we're going out with the couple across the hall tonight to a nice sit down meal. I'm more content with hiding in my fortress of evil all day long working than meeting other Navy wives, and apparently she's the same way, which isn't really a GOOD thing when inevitable deployments happen, since the two of us are going to be in this together for the next 2 and a half years with this boat. I've only seen her once, and that's because they have a cute dog. They're about 10 years younger than us, also. He is RIGHT out of nuke school, an absolute baby. So this should be interesting.

[LMNO]

You should start a band with other Navy wives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlW6FBEuKiE

[Suu]

You should start a band with other Navy wives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlW6FBEuKiE

Depends. Apparently there's a social structure I need to adhere to.

[LMNO]

You should start a band with other Navy wives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlW6FBEuKiE

Depends. Apparently there's a social structure I need to adhere to.

This should end well.

[Sita]

Well my husband's attempt to have me make a friend has not panned out.
A month or two ago he mentioned a friend at work that we'd hang out with, think I mentioned it here, but schedules needed to mesh.

Schedules have yet to mesh, I've only met her once while we were picking up a prescription that he forgot to get before leaving work. They are now moving to South Carolina in 2 weeks (I think, might be 3). So it is highly unlikely I will meet her again.

Just another day.