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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 28, 2014, 07:14:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 28, 2014, 07:14:32 PM
And look up Ezekiel 23:20.

:eek: :lulz: :eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
March 28, 2014, 07:28:55 PM
HEE HAWWWWWWW
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hooplala

#2
March 28, 2014, 07:34:24 PM
 :fap:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 28, 2014, 07:37:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:34:24 PM
:fap:

I keep telling people, the Old Testament is better than the Book of the Subgenius.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk.  :lol:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 28, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk.  :lol:

"...Smote him hip and thigh..."

:eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
March 28, 2014, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk.  :lol:

"...Smote him hip and thigh..."

:eek:

Yep.  :lulz:
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EK WAFFLR

#7
March 28, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
 :lulz:

The old testament is my favorite book.

Proverbs 5:19
"Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love."
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hooplala

#8
March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.

What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age?   :|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
March 28, 2014, 07:52:28 PM
It's pretty, like the Song of Solomon.

THIS, OTOH...lots of rotting "thighs". http://www.artbible.info/concordance/t/6045-1.html
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hooplala

#11
March 28, 2014, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.

What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age?   :|

Probably kindergarten.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 28, 2014, 08:51:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2014, 07:50:22 PM
Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.

What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age?   :|

Probably kindergarten.

Probably still responsible for this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

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March 28, 2014, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 28, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
"Thigh" is a euphemism for "junk" in there. So when the guys put their hand on their thigh to swear an oath, they're swearing on their junk.  :lol:

"...Smote him hip and thigh..."

:eek:

Sorry, Richter...

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#14
March 28, 2014, 10:37:26 PM
Dude, Ezekiel 23:20 has been my favorite bible passage for YEARS. Love that shit. Better than Lot's incest, better than David pimping out his wife.
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