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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 28, 2014, 07:14:32 PM

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hooplala

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March 28, 2014, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 08:51:55 PM
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Jesus cursing the fig tree may be funnier, but this is much more sexytime.

What WAS the Generallisimo doing in the bronze age?   :|

Probably kindergarten.

Probably still responsible for this shit.

Oh, undoubtably.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
March 29, 2014, 12:30:28 AM
Does anyone else get the impression from that reading that "thigh" is a euphemism for "balls" and/or "labia"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#17
March 29, 2014, 03:04:42 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#18
March 29, 2014, 03:46:09 AM
Bow chicka bow bow.  8)
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 29, 2014, 03:56:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2014, 10:37:26 PM
Dude, Ezekiel 23:20 has been my favorite bible passage for YEARS. Love that shit. Better than Lot's incest, better than David pimping out his wife.

Kinda hard to top the Uriah story, though.

Or, for that matter, Jezebel, who was branded a harlot for thousands of years for NOT betraying her husband.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 29, 2014, 03:58:46 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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