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Waffles, what the fuck?

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, April 16, 2014, 01:56:02 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

April 16, 2014, 01:56:02 AM
I know we all have to sell out from time to time, but really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygkwDX3p40
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
April 16, 2014, 02:04:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.

The marine theme doesn't help  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

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April 16, 2014, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: (Doktor (Nephew Twiddleton (Twid)) Blight) on April 16, 2014, 02:04:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
HOLY SHIT.

It's like seeing Coyote in a Macklemore video.

The marine theme doesn't help  :lulz:

I think it helps beautifully.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#4
April 16, 2014, 02:34:39 AM
Needs corn-pipe.

$3.50!

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EK WAFFLR

#5
April 16, 2014, 07:07:56 AM
I was high on surströmning.
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Junkenstein

#6
April 16, 2014, 07:13:40 AM
I now have an urge to acquire Mcdonalds uniforms arrange the handing out of free surströmning outside their "restaurants".

I'd expect the results to be glorious.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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April 16, 2014, 02:10:14 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 16, 2014, 07:07:56 AM
I was high on surströmning.

Okay, I gotta ask.

WAT IS DAT
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#8
April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 16, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.

I know that like I know the sun comes up before 5:30 AM.

But I am curious.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
April 16, 2014, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Oh boy, you're going to regret that question.

Cain,
knows the horrors of Scandanavian cuisine.

I know that like I know the sun comes up before 5:30 AM.

But I am curious.

Likewise.

I suspect it involves fish. Not fish delicious. But fish.
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Suu

#11
April 16, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
I have a Love/Hate relationship with McDonalds' seasonal Filet o Fish commercials.  :lulz:
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#12
April 16, 2014, 02:51:49 PM
Just googled it.  Then I remembered I saw an episode of No Reservations where Anthony Bourdain was presented with this stuff.


Good lord.

Cain

#13
April 16, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
German food critic and author Wolfgang Fassbender wrote that "the biggest challenge when eating surströmming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before."

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
April 16, 2014, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 16, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
I have a Love/Hate relationship with McDonalds' seasonal Filet o Fish commercials.  :lulz:

The songs are obnoxious, because they're inane earworms that you kinda enjoy, and you want to kick yourself a little for that small bit of enjoyment.

There's also the bit where I don't eat fish.
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