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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 22, 2014, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2014, 06:15:11 PM

and all us 70 year old men will be like "I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE ONLY TWO GENDERS AND NOBODY WAS INHABITED BY SPIRITS FROM VIDEO GAMES"

At this point, curry went right up my nose and I almost choked.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#16
April 22, 2014, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2014, 06:15:11 PM

and all us 70 year old men will be like "I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE ONLY TWO GENDERS AND NOBODY WAS INHABITED BY SPIRITS FROM VIDEO GAMES"

At this point, curry went right up my nose and I almost choked.

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#17
April 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
It's suddenly struck me that this conscious relationship to sex and gender and, potentially, even wider human identity constructs, is a forbear to physical manifestations of these traits, now that we're taking our first stumbling steps along the path to genetic mastery.

Our great grandchildren's great grandchildren will be chastised for mating with neosapiens who don't have functioning gills or are possessed of an unfashionable colour of ovipositor.

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#18
April 22, 2014, 07:00:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 22, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
Wait, what?

Really wish I could find that youtube clip again, lol.
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#19
April 22, 2014, 07:07:23 PM
I'll be praying for my death when the younger generation decide, en masse, to marry their Sailor Moon pillows.

Cramulus

#20
April 22, 2014, 07:13:06 PM

Cramulus

#21
April 22, 2014, 07:13:58 PM
BE RESPECTFUL YE SPAGS, ITS A LEGITIMATE EXPRESSION OF IDENTITY AND SEXUALITY


:dream:

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
April 22, 2014, 07:18:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2014, 07:13:58 PM
BE RESPECTFUL YE SPAGS, ITS A LEGITIMATE EXPRESSION OF IDENTITY AND SEXUALITY


:dream:

My American Dream is the right to make fun of people like that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#23
April 22, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
You're not thinking of the big picture. The generations after the pillow fuckers die out are probably going to be pretty alright.

Seriously. Consider the last 10 people you met. Now ask yourself, honestly: "Would the world be a better place if their father had fucked a pillow?"

I'm almost considering advocating for the rights of pillow fuckers as removal of these total societal dead ends is probably a good thing for humanity on the whole.

The creepy human sex doll industry is going to explode in the next 5/10 years. Again, quite serious there. There will be some very repulsive shit made and people will buy it by the fucking vanload.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
April 22, 2014, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
You're not thinking of the big picture. The generations after the pillow fuckers die out are probably going to be pretty alright.

They'll find a way to breed for real.  Humans are like that, the bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#25
April 22, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
You're not thinking of the big picture. The generations after the pillow fuckers die out are probably going to be pretty alright.

They'll find a way to breed for real.  Humans are like that, the bastards.

The top tier with some kind of ability to interact with other actual humans, sure. There will always be outliers.

I'm thinking more the hikikomori crowd and such. Those who are ordering My little pony toys with fleshlights "installed".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
April 22, 2014, 07:24:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
You're not thinking of the big picture. The generations after the pillow fuckers die out are probably going to be pretty alright.

They'll find a way to breed for real.  Humans are like that, the bastards.

The top tier with some kind of ability to interact with other actual humans, sure. There will always be outliers.

I'm thinking more the hikikomori crowd and such. Those who are ordering My little pony toys with fleshlights "installed".

The what crowd?

Stop.  I've had more fun than I really want already.  FUCK.

MUST...NOT...GOOGLE...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
April 22, 2014, 07:26:03 PM
 :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#28
April 22, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2014, 07:13:58 PM
BE RESPECTFUL YE SPAGS, ITS A LEGITIMATE EXPRESSION OF IDENTITY AND SEXUALITY


:dream:

Is there anything that is an illegitimate expression of identity and sexuality? I'm trying to think of one and can't. But it sounds like exactly the kind of thing that people will get outraged about for reasons they aren't able to articulate. There's mileage here somewhere.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#29
April 22, 2014, 07:31:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 07:26:03 PM
:argh!:

Now ask yourself, which children in the western world are most likely to develop such problems? I first heard the term in regard to this horrible foreign disease now afflicting our own little bastards darlings bastards over here.

As far as problems go, I've probably spent more time worrying about socks.

I don't give a fuck about socks. 
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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