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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
April 22, 2014, 07:33:07 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:31:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 07:26:03 PM
:argh!:

Now ask yourself, which children in the western world are most likely to develop such problems? I first heard the term in regard to this horrible foreign disease now afflicting our own little bastards darlings bastards over here.

As far as problems go, I've probably spent more time worrying about socks.

I don't give a fuck about socks.

You are an insensitive bastard.

"Socks aren't plants!  They should be wiped out!"
- Nigel, from The Young Ones
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#31
April 22, 2014, 07:35:47 PM
The ones that will breed will be the ones who can't afford pillows.  Or My Little Pony toys.  (Won't Google it.  Can't make me.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Junkenstein

#32
April 22, 2014, 07:45:18 PM
You'll do it to yourself in time. I don't have to do a thing beyond tell you that these things exist, are as horrible as they sound and there are documentaries if you fancy cleaning the floor with your jaw.

Carry on about your business.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#33
April 22, 2014, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 07:45:18 PM
You'll do it to yourself in time. I don't have to do a thing beyond tell you that these things exist, are as horrible as they sound and there are documentaries if you fancy cleaning the floor with your jaw.

Carry on about your business.

This is the exact, precise reason that you are evil and must be stopped  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#34
April 22, 2014, 09:09:08 PM
"Evil must be stopped! Stop the evil! Oh, horrible Junkie is throwing jars of AIDS at schoolkids! Handing out tanalised timber for bonfires!  Awful man!"

Just once, look at the options and consider picking the winning side. It's much more fun from this side of the fence.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#35
April 22, 2014, 09:13:12 PM
Get thee behind me :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#36
April 22, 2014, 09:16:02 PM
What's the problem? I'm bestowing my love upon the heathen Englishmen. Or, as I call them all, Southerners.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
April 22, 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:16:02 PM
What's the problem? I'm bestowing my love upon the heathen Englishmen. Or, as I call them all, Southerners.

But you're English   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#38
April 22, 2014, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:16:02 PM
What's the problem? I'm bestowing my love upon the heathen Englishmen. Or, as I call them all, Southerners.

But you're English   :?

Scottish. Although you've insisted otherwise for some time, reptile scum.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
April 22, 2014, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:16:02 PM
What's the problem? I'm bestowing my love upon the heathen Englishmen. Or, as I call them all, Southerners.

But you're English   :?

Scottish. Although you've insisted otherwise for some time, reptile scum.

I am not quite sure what difference that makes.  It would be like me saying "No, I'm not in America, I'm in Arizona", or Waffles spouting his nonsense about which part of Belgium he lives in.

American clarification for ignorant crumpet-suckers:  IF YOU ARE ON AN ISLAND OFF OF EUROPE, AND YOUR NAME ISN'T SVEN OR NILS, YOU ARE ENGLISH.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#40
April 22, 2014, 09:30:09 PM
I'm not even going to try and explain this to a Texan.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#41
April 22, 2014, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:30:09 PM
I'm not even going to try and explain this to a Texan.

Sooner or later he's going to try and explain this theory to a drunken scotsman and then he'll be enlightened

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
April 22, 2014, 09:44:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 22, 2014, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:30:09 PM
I'm not even going to try and explain this to a Texan.

Sooner or later he's going to try and explain this theory to a drunken scotsman and then he'll be enlightened

There are other kinds of Scotsmen?  I call bullshit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#43
April 22, 2014, 09:46:03 PM
I'm tee-total.

Seriously.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
April 22, 2014, 09:46:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2014, 09:46:03 PM
I'm tee-total.

Seriously.

I thought You People had laws about that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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