First I was like :x then I was like :lulz: which equals :horrormirth:

[Doktor Howl]

Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

No Nigel, those were the Good Old Days^TM, when things were RIGHT with the world, and every person got exactly what they deserved, as God intended.

Also, radioactivity gave you Super Powers, instead of tumors ...

Makes the ants really fucking big, too.

Also, the 1950s were full of liars.  Where the fuck is my moonbase?

[Elder Iptuous]

Also, the 1950s were full of liars.  Where the fuck is my moonbase?

condemned for asbestos 

[Jasper]

Sad too, because now it's within our means to go get all that delicious H-3.

[Bruno]

I think you mean He-3.
   \

[Jasper]

Yes.

[Triple Zero]

"Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist." troof
and if you dont believe me, here have a free thetan

I think this is one of those mails that require you to one-up every scenario in it, before you pass it along.

"Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist's wife, who then both plot to murder the psychologist which Billy could have stopped if only he had an army of giant mutant ants like he would have had in the 50s"

[Junkenstein]

Somehow, ended up in this thread.

Considered updating the OP with a 2014 version but the end situation always seemed to be jail.

Oh for the wonderful days of '09 when you only went to prison in half of these scenarios.