HOLY SHIT! ROGER!! (possibly NSFW)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh FUCK I didn't look at it long enough, I thought she was just blowing it. AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Cain]

ECH, you earned these with this thread:

[Richter]

Technically, it's an "organic castration".

No, really. That's what it was labeled.

But you're totally right, most people would be too flustered and embarrassed just by that to want to have to relay the incident enough times to get you fired over it.

I am going to go pour beer in my face until I forget this conversation has ever happened.

I'm going to accidentally the face with bourbon now. 

[Luna]

   That's...  Okay, that's a new one.

[Bu🤠ns]

Oh FUCK I didn't look at it long enough, I thought she was just blowing it. AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Genitals are really, really elastic. To a point, anyway. Aren't they?

ETA: 

[Pæs]

[Cainad (dec.)]

ECH has achieved total victory over the Internet.

I'm gonna go dig a nice deep hole and stay there.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This does not make it better at all, Paes, but thanks for making the effort.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

This does not make it better at all, Paes, but thanks for making the effort.

BUT SHE PUT THEM BACK!!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NOT. DESENSITIZED. YET.

NOT. GOING. TO. TRY. TO. BE.

[Reginald Ret]

That barely registers for me.
The fact that it doesn't bother me bothers me greatly, I need to get my empathy back.