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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 28, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#750
May 16, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
Sorry Cain.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#751
May 16, 2014, 06:00:03 PM
My sympathies, man.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

EK WAFFLR

#752
May 16, 2014, 07:28:38 PM
Oof. Sorry to hear that, Cain.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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minuspace

#753
May 16, 2014, 10:13:53 PM
That makes me sad...  Let me know if you want me to reign fire over something, anything, specific or general.  I don't know if I can water the plants from here, however, this devil is on command :punchballs:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#754
May 17, 2014, 12:00:58 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 16, 2014, 02:33:12 PM
I want to post a general Life of EoC update, just so I'm not only doing them when I'm venting about how shitty everything is.

I've been on a crest, the last few weeks. I'm in good shape, my social life is awesome and exhausting, and I'm producing, regularly, what I feel is some of the best writing I've ever done. I feel like I'm, finally, over the issues about my last relationship. This is a long awaited episode of mania, and as much as I dread the inevitable fade I find it hard not to enjoy what it's like to finally be functioning at my peak again. I feel expansive.

That'll be all, for some time.

Yay! That rocks, and you deserve it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#755
May 17, 2014, 12:02:23 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 16, 2014, 03:10:48 PM
I'm having so much fun with phone scammers. I've gotten on this list where some very stern sounding recorded message tells me they've got papers to serve regarding a lawsuit and then they give me a number to call. "Legal Outsource Services" must not document their calls very well because I get to start over completely fresh every time I call. It's like a bottomless cup of LULZ!

The premises so far:
"Jesus Christ is MY attorney"

"Hank? Hank? Hank, you big boner, did Cecilia put you up to this? Come on Hank, stop yanking on my tail-pipe, you pickle-diller! I know it's you, Hank!"

and very doofy, slow sounding guy with an unexpected level of knowledge about the civil litigation process.

Any suggestions for other characters/scenarios? I wonder if there's a good way to record these.

:lulz: Wow, this is fantastic and the possibilities are just endless!

How about "Listen, that was a long time ago and the deal I made was supposed to take care of it! If you want to come after me you'll have to go through the FBI."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#756
May 17, 2014, 12:03:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 16, 2014, 05:03:12 PM
My grandmother is probably dying. 

Don't expect to see me for at least a week.

Oh no, that sucks. I'm so sorry, Cain. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#757
May 17, 2014, 12:05:15 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 17, 2014, 12:02:23 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 16, 2014, 03:10:48 PM
I'm having so much fun with phone scammers. I've gotten on this list where some very stern sounding recorded message tells me they've got papers to serve regarding a lawsuit and then they give me a number to call. "Legal Outsource Services" must not document their calls very well because I get to start over completely fresh every time I call. It's like a bottomless cup of LULZ!

The premises so far:
"Jesus Christ is MY attorney"

"Hank? Hank? Hank, you big boner, did Cecilia put you up to this? Come on Hank, stop yanking on my tail-pipe, you pickle-diller! I know it's you, Hank!"

and very doofy, slow sounding guy with an unexpected level of knowledge about the civil litigation process.

Any suggestions for other characters/scenarios? I wonder if there's a good way to record these.

:lulz: Wow, this is fantastic and the possibilities are just endless!

How about "Listen, that was a long time ago and the deal I made was supposed to take care of it! If you want to come after me you'll have to go through the FBI."

Or softly keening "nooooooooo" while they're talking, and then when they stop and say what, reply "nothing". Repeat. At some point break down into quiet sobbing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#758
May 17, 2014, 12:23:03 AM
 :sad:  Cain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#759
May 17, 2014, 12:23:26 AM
Took a mental health day today.

Turns out most of the management team did.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#760
May 17, 2014, 01:51:15 AM
Take all the time you need Cain.

Eater of Clowns

#761
May 17, 2014, 03:07:01 AM
All my best, Cain. My own memere's passing is still very recent in my mind. As much preparedness as we convince ourselves we had beforehand, the event itself remains a trying one.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Pæs

#762
May 17, 2014, 11:23:28 AM
Fuck Cain, sorry to hear that.

UB

#763
May 17, 2014, 01:46:21 PM
Geeeze... It's the bar and no one seems to be drinking.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

EK WAFFLR

#764
May 17, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
WaffleGF's father passed away today.  :sad:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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