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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 01, 2014, 03:19:45 PM

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Junkenstein

Remember when the Homeless didn't have these shelters to huddle in?

Remember when your doctor could prescribe Heroin for reasons?

Remember when we used to smash metal spikes into peoples heads to cure mental illness?

Remember when we thought that was barbaric so started using SCIENCE and electricity instead?

Remember that we're STILL doing that to about 100,000 people a year NOW?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mangrove

Remember good old fashioned torture? (You know, before it got all politically correct)

Remember the time before the War On Drugs, when heroin was less available, more expensive and of lower purity?

Remember Sundown towns?



What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Junkenstein

Remember when the CIA wasn't actively involved in raising the purity of said Heroin?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Remember when the whole world was pristine forests and dense, lush grassland, beautiful and green as nature intended and the only thing you had to worry about was being eaten by a sabre tooth tiger

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Q. G. Pennyworth


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth


LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Remember when criminals got torn into four pieces by horses instead of food, shelter, and medical care?
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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My god, those are so perfect I'm going to have to find whole new groups in which to post them!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

These are fucking awesome.   :lulz:

Blew my shit right out of the water.  GO GO GO!
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