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Started by hooplala, May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM

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hooplala

May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#1
May 03, 2014, 03:09:28 AM
Where's the Scrid?
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
May 03, 2014, 03:18:13 AM
Because it threadsplit and Twid responded to the old one.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
May 03, 2014, 06:45:20 AM
OFUK it's started multiplying. WE'RE DOOMED!!!


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The Open Bar

#4
May 04, 2014, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?

Why is there only one of you?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 05, 2014, 02:47:21 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#6
May 05, 2014, 06:24:21 AM
Because there isn't enough booze in the world to deal with two of me.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Chelagoras The Boulder

#7
May 05, 2014, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
because a compulsion to try to catch up to a 60+ page bar thread after it had already started was driving me mad. :argh!:
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."
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