Too much of the only thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am 100% in favor of slapping those assholes around. Both PUAs and Nice Guys are under the mistaken impression that they are entitled to other people's time and/or affections just because THEY think they DESERVE it.

I was born to be a jackass.  I can't be anything else.

But I can be a well-aimed jackass.   

If I didn't go after these fuckers, I'd probably torment regular folks.  And that would be wrong.

It's all about channelling your energies, I say.

[Junkenstein]

Hey, I earned these Friendly© tokens.  And I must have gotten enough to cash it for a Friendly Fuck™ credit, right?

I laughed. Then realised that an alarming number of people actually think exactly like this. Now I can't stop laughing.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Hey, I earned these Friendly© tokens.  And I must have gotten enough to cash it for a Friendly Fuck™ credit, right?

I laughed. Then realised that an alarming number of people actually think exactly like this. Now I can't stop laughing.

Now that Junkie finally got the joke, after the laughter had faded and the tears begun to dry on his rosy cheeks, he realised that it's possible to sell these people a method of mining these tokens. And they'll buy them like hotcakes. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, I earned these Friendly© tokens.  And I must have gotten enough to cash it for a Friendly Fuck™ credit, right?

I laughed. Then realised that an alarming number of people actually think exactly like this. Now I can't stop laughing.

Now that Junkie finally got the joke, after the laughter had faded and the tears begun to dry on his rosy cheeks, he realised that it's possible to sell these people a method of mining these tokens. And they'll buy them like hotcakes. 

ASSCOIN.

[LMNO]

PUSSYBYTES.

[P3nT4gR4m]

PUSSYBYTES.

Internets won! Everybody else - OUT!

[Junkenstein]

Once again, I encourage one of you good people to make this and give me 5% of the profit.

[Ben Shapiro]

Bootybucks?

[Junkenstein]

I don't give a fuck what you call it. Just give me 5% of the profit.

[trix]

Hey, I earned these Friendly© tokens.  And I must have gotten enough to cash it for a Friendly Fuck™ credit, right?

I laughed. Then realised that an alarming number of people actually think exactly like this. Now I can't stop laughing.

Now that Junkie finally got the joke, after the laughter had faded and the tears begun to dry on his rosy cheeks, he realised that it's possible to sell these people a method of mining these tokens. And they'll buy them like hotcakes. 

ASSCOIN.

Permission to steal your idea and create a cryptocurrency around the idea that everyone gets 100 asscoins and for the full 100 they can buy some ass from anyone else participating in the Asscoin game?  That way the type of person that really does reward certain behavior types with sexual favors can make it an official system.

Wow I could have worded that 1000% better.  Ah well. My gf would get 1 million asscoins right off the bat though, because she's awesome.

[LMNO]

Junk gets 5%.  don't forget.

[trix]

Junk gets 5%.  don't forget.

Of course! ...if he can handle linux console-based wallet software.  I suck at GUI programming.