Still giddy as a schoolgirl after what I'm embarrassed to say caused me to lose all propriety: the sudden appearance of that star. I ran to beach last night ululating madness at the moon that lay itself before me on crescent waves across the sea. In referential madness I noticed a smoldering, amorphous beast, surrounded by a circle of light. My, I say, what tenebrous monsters these delinquents dredge up in these here strange times.
Feeling that cawing thing on the back of my neck, I decide to head back home. Passing under a bridge, I'm suddenly blinded by a spot-light from a vehicle up the hill toward my pad. Now, what with the extra gravity of that star, together with the chthonic pyre, and now this very bright light in my face, I figured I'd swagger my way right up there...
Turns out it was 5-0... I mean, that's cool, I flashed them with my tactical LED...
Something needed to be done about that last encounter, so I sacrificed a virgin and let her freshly spilt blood guide my brush. The result was a map of directions, to dispel Satan's minions Really, they can't read this shit and it drives them crazy.
