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A vain attempt to end the madness

Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 17, 2014, 08:49:14 AM

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May 17, 2014, 08:49:14 AM
Any rational human: Please don't do this inconceivably stupid thing you complete fucking retards?

Crazy bastards making the decisions: We need these for FREEDUMZ!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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May 17, 2014, 12:15:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2014, 08:49:14 AM
Any rational human: Please don't do this inconceivably stupid thing you complete fucking retards?

Crazy bastards making the decisions: We need these for FREEDUMZ!!!

Any species which can't understand the difference between the premise of a blockbuster movie and a sensible IRL strategy doesn't really deserve to survive; and it probably won't
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May 19, 2014, 03:15:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2014, 08:49:14 AM
Any rational human: Please don't do this inconceivably stupid thing you complete fucking retards?

Crazy bastards making the decisions: We need these for FREEDUMZ!!!

I think you just aren't serious about having a good time.

Theodore Sturgeon wrote Killdozer to prepare you for this. Didja read it?  Didn't think so.
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P3nT4gR4m

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May 19, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
What I do know is that if there are giant killer robots, they'll be hackable and we'll hack them. There's a reason hacking nukes isn't so popular, given that only the idiots in charge think there's any sport in blowing up cities for shits and giggles. Fucking with killer robots, otoh, the bragging rights for the guy who wipes out the entire US army or stages a military coup of washington make it practically inevitable.

It's the kind of stupid idea that only the government warmongers are capable of having but, the minute it becomes a thing, we'll have to take control of them in the interests of security and/or lulz :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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