I <3 Wikipedia

[agent compassion]

I like to stick spoiler warnings in articles that don't need spoilers.
But they all get deleted. The only Wikipedia thing I did that's still there is the Buddhist and the hot dog joke that's in the Hot Dog article. *sigh*

There isn't a page on Greg Hill yet, I reckon we make up a fake bio for him maybe!

[Pedero]

I like to stick spoiler warnings in articles that don't need spoilers.
But they all get deleted. The only Wikipedia thing I did that's still there is the Buddhist and the hot dog joke that's in the Hot Dog article. *sigh*

There isn't a page on Greg Hill yet, I reckon we make up a fake bio for him maybe!

And then, after we put all that disinformation, tell them it's all a lie and then tell them the whole truth:

About him being an anthropologist from the 30th century, and so on, as Robert Anton Wilson has explained.

[agent compassion]

And we must tell them that if they scratch the dot, they will smell something cool.