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Why I Am Not an Anarchist, by Greg Hill

Started by Cramulus, May 20, 2014, 12:08:23 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
May 30, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:46:45 PM
He wasn't worth the correct punctuation.

Point.

He doesn't seem like he was born wrong or anything.  He just seems to have a SGitR/CGitR thing going on. 

Doktor's Prognosis:  Incipient Gavriel Syndrome. 

Recommended treatment:  :lord: 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#76
May 30, 2014, 07:51:10 PM
To be fair, he may provide some amusement yet. I nearly lost my shit with the "I am not a dumbass" line.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

hooplala

#77
May 30, 2014, 07:52:13 PM
If he's waded this far into Discordianism, he might want to meditate the Cosmic Schmuck principle a little bit. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

#78
May 30, 2014, 07:53:18 PM
No need. Clearly, he's not a dumbass.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#79
May 30, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
"Some say he is a holy man.  Others say he is a dumbass."

Rev. Stu Holbrook

#80
May 30, 2014, 07:59:00 PM
All-Father said:
I believe I've seen you there in the past, and I will make a point of saying hi and buying some cotton candy if I ever find myself mistakenly on Alberta during Last Thursday ever again. I live in the neighborhood, and do my best to avoid it.
"This was after his initial response to me :Dude, some of us live in Portland and know." Somewhere in here he said I seem to be a racist.
He goes on to say - What I love is that I tried to be friendly and even offered to line his pockets, and he decided to use it as an opportunity to shit on me just for living here and trying to avoid the street fair.
Seems dumb ass works for all.
New reading material, re: the French Uprising - when tours were given at Versailles in the mid 80's there was a section of wall near the kitchen that had been blown up by anarchists - the guide explained that it was a part of the tour to have tourists understand that not all French people were happy with the gov't spending money to refurbish the palace. Hundreds of thousands of people heard the story. The story lives. How does anything turn out? This is a Discordian thread, yes?
Wow that did escalate quickly, what fun. 
Rev. Stu
May the Divine light shine upon you and within you today and all the days of your life.
All power to the people!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#81
May 30, 2014, 08:01:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:46:45 PM
He wasn't worth the correct punctuation.

Point.

He doesn't seem like he was born wrong or anything.  He just seems to have a SGitR/CGitR thing going on. 

Doktor's Prognosis:  Incipient Gavriel Syndrome. 

Recommended treatment:  :lord:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#82
May 30, 2014, 08:08:34 PM
His claim to fame is, apparently, that he once coached a kid who was shot to death a block away from where I was living in 1997, and that he doesn't understand how to use the quote function.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#83
May 30, 2014, 08:11:03 PM
The word you're looking for, Nigel, is "dumbass".

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
May 30, 2014, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. Stu Holbrook on May 30, 2014, 07:59:00 PM
All-Father said:
I believe I've seen you there in the past, and I will make a point of saying hi and buying some cotton candy if I ever find myself mistakenly on Alberta during Last Thursday ever again. I live in the neighborhood, and do my best to avoid it.
"This was after his initial response to me :Dude, some of us live in Portland and know." Somewhere in here he said I seem to be a racist.
He goes on to say - What I love is that I tried to be friendly and even offered to line his pockets, and he decided to use it as an opportunity to shit on me just for living here and trying to avoid the street fair.
Seems dumb ass works for all.
New reading material, re: the French Uprising - when tours were given at Versailles in the mid 80's there was a section of wall near the kitchen that had been blown up by anarchists - the guide explained that it was a part of the tour to have tourists understand that not all French people were happy with the gov't spending money to refurbish the palace. Hundreds of thousands of people heard the story. The story lives. How does anything turn out? This is a Discordian thread, yes?
Wow that did escalate quickly, what fun.

That didn't actually make much sense, but the fact is, you are a dumbass.  This is okay, I am also a gigantic dumbass, though in different ways.  LMNO is a dumbass, the fucker hunts sharks.  Big fucking sharks.  Nigel is a dumbass, in that she keeps trying to reason with YOUR kind of dumbass.

You are also a dumbass for implying that Nigel and I are in fact the same person.  We are, of course, but in incongruent universes.  Our milkshakes keep all the boys in a LaGrange Point between our yards.  We would teach you, but we would have to issue an invoice.

Now, you may get the feeling that you aren't being taken seriously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#85
May 30, 2014, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 30, 2014, 08:11:03 PM
The word you're looking for, Nigel, is "dumbass".

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
May 30, 2014, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. Stu Holbrook on May 30, 2014, 07:59:00 PM
All-Father said:
I believe I've seen you there in the past, and I will make a point of saying hi and buying some cotton candy if I ever find myself mistakenly on Alberta during Last Thursday ever again. I live in the neighborhood, and do my best to avoid it.
"This was after his initial response to me :Dude, some of us live in Portland and know." Somewhere in here he said I seem to be a racist.
He goes on to say - What I love is that I tried to be friendly and even offered to line his pockets, and he decided to use it as an opportunity to shit on me just for living here and trying to avoid the street fair.
Seems dumb ass works for all.
New reading material, re: the French Uprising - when tours were given at Versailles in the mid 80's there was a section of wall near the kitchen that had been blown up by anarchists - the guide explained that it was a part of the tour to have tourists understand that not all French people were happy with the gov't spending money to refurbish the palace. Hundreds of thousands of people heard the story. The story lives. How does anything turn out? This is a Discordian thread, yes?
Wow that did escalate quickly, what fun.

That didn't actually make much sense, but the fact is, you are a dumbass.  This is okay, I am also a gigantic dumbass, though in different ways.  LMNO is a dumbass, the fucker hunts sharks.  Big fucking sharks.  Nigel is a dumbass, in that she keeps trying to reason with YOUR kind of dumbass.

You are also a dumbass for implying that Nigel and I are in fact the same person.  We are, of course, but in incongruent universes. Our milkshakes keep all the boys in a LaGrange Point between our yards.  We would teach you, but we would have to issue an invoice.

Now, you may get the feeling that you aren't being taken seriously.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#87
May 30, 2014, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. Stu Holbrook on May 30, 2014, 07:59:00 PM
All-Father said:
I believe I've seen you there in the past, and I will make a point of saying hi and buying some cotton candy if I ever find myself mistakenly on Alberta during Last Thursday ever again. I live in the neighborhood, and do my best to avoid it.
"This was after his initial response to me :Dude, some of us live in Portland and know." Somewhere in here he said I seem to be a racist.
He goes on to say - What I love is that I tried to be friendly and even offered to line his pockets, and he decided to use it as an opportunity to shit on me just for living here and trying to avoid the street fair.
Seems dumb ass works for all.
New reading material, re: the French Uprising - when tours were given at Versailles in the mid 80's there was a section of wall near the kitchen that had been blown up by anarchists - the guide explained that it was a part of the tour to have tourists understand that not all French people were happy with the gov't spending money to refurbish the palace. Hundreds of thousands of people heard the story. The story lives. How does anything turn out? This is a Discordian thread, yes?
Wow that did escalate quickly, what fun.

What the holy fuck are you going on about??
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Rev. Stu Holbrook

#88
May 30, 2014, 10:06:01 PM
OK- I recant, I am a dumb-ass and often a smart-ass. This will (likely) be my final comment on this particular thread, though I will read on.  I was attracted to this thread over others because of my church's support of anarchy. See http://theecod.org/stu.html and play - enjoy.
Jamil Myrick was a kindhearted and gang-affected (yes, with an "a") teenager. He was polite when he met my wife. I worked with him as an alternative education teacher in a contained classroom for a full year, He was shot dead while riding his bicycle with friends at 15th and Alberta, June 14, 1997. The police wrote it off as gang related violence and it is a cold case. Not cool.
I think I will attempt to start an OARC (Obverse Abbey of the Rising Collapse) discussion, a place where Portland Discordians can bring new meaning to Rip City. We can role model spirited debate - virtual and actual.
Rev. Stu
May the Divine light shine upon you and within you today and all the days of your life.
All power to the people!

Junkenstein

#89
May 30, 2014, 10:08:25 PM
Now you sound like a pompous ass as well as a dumb one. No signs of life here, move along.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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