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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 22, 2014, 01:09:03 AM

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Junkenstein

#15
May 22, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
I see a distinct lack of tale telling.

FALSE ADVERTISING ITT.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
May 22, 2014, 02:42:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
I see a distinct lack of tale telling.

FALSE ADVERTISING ITT.

I know.  We've only written about 600-700 pages between us.  We are bad monkeys.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#17
May 22, 2014, 03:01:49 PM
You can't claim the other writings as fairy tales.

The necronomicon stuff is practically prophesy. I recall the Tucson trilogy as mainly a tourists guide to expected sights.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
May 22, 2014, 03:08:01 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 03:01:49 PM
You can't claim the other writings as fairy tales.

The necronomicon stuff is practically prophesy. I recall the Tucson trilogy as mainly a tourists guide to expected sights.

You are assuming that Tucson is real with respect to the universe that you currently live in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#19
May 22, 2014, 07:20:25 PM
I had Tucson down as a kinda cross between a metaphor, an epitaph and colon cancer?

*FTR: I failed english lit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
May 22, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2014, 07:20:25 PM
I had Tucson down as a kinda cross between a metaphor, an epitaph and colon cancer?

*FTR: I failed english lit

It's the junk heap of the multiverse.  It is the debris field of a thousand Earths.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
May 22, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse.  All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it.  But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#22
May 22, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse.  All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it.  But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
:lulz:
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
May 22, 2014, 07:46:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 07:26:45 PM
Imagine a luggage carousel at an airport, but in reverse.  All the universes show up and throw their baggage on it.  But there's no chute for the baggage to back up into, so eventually all the luggage beings to shoot each other.
:lulz:

I say this all with a STRAIGHT FACE, and everyone laughs.  "What a kidder!", they say.  But now their bones bleach on the Alvernon Road median, and who is laughing now?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#24
May 22, 2014, 07:58:43 PM
MSSRS Smith and Weston?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
May 22, 2014, 07:59:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 07:58:43 PM
MSSRS Smith and Weston?

No, actually the police are laughing.

It doesn't seem to be a very healthy laugh, though.  It sounds like breaking glass and bats in attics.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#26
May 22, 2014, 08:20:57 PM
As long as they're laughing, you're OK. The problems start when the HA HA stops.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 22, 2014, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 08:20:57 PM
As long as they're laughing, you're OK. The problems start when the HA HA stops.

Never been to Chelsea, then?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#28
May 22, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
Gods no. I'd likely be arrested long before getting near that kind of affluence.

Are you not aware of the North/South Apartheid regime newly enacted by UKIP? I'd need to give 3 months notice to even try. 
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
May 22, 2014, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 22, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
Gods no. I'd likely be arrested long before getting near that kind of affluence.

Are you not aware of the North/South Apartheid regime newly enacted by UKIP? I'd need to give 3 months notice to even try.

UKIP...they're sort of like teabaggers in brownshirts, yeah?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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