My disappointment is a big fucking truck.

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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 03, 2014, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2014, 12:42:04 AM
If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

I need to steal this

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Luna

This is all my fault.  Well, not ALL mine, but, mostly.

I remember that bag.  When TGRR was paroled from Tuscon for a visit to Providence, he brought that bag.  While he couch surfed up here...  I can safely confess, since he's back in the loving arms of Tuscon and can't reach back here, one (or both, how the fuck would I know) of my cats... um... well...  Cats do these kinds of things. 

I panicked.  Totally my fault, that, but I am fond of the fuzzy little bastards.  A hairball, TGRR would have understood, I'm sure, but this...  Not all the febreeze in the world, man.

Fortunately, Providence.  Nexus for weird shit.  The chalk for the pentagram, no sweat.  Candles, I have my hurricane stash, no problem at all.  The blood, well... There are way too many drunk college students at any time for THAT to be an issue.  It was grabbing a hair from TGRR that was the problem, I think.  I'm thinking using a back hair screwed with things.

On the plus side, the bag is clean.  It's just the extras from... other places...

Oops.

Sorry.

On the plus side, I think this one escaped in Dallas.  Nobody needed it for anything, right?
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on June 04, 2014, 01:16:16 PM
This is all my fault.  Well, not ALL mine, but, mostly.

I remember that bag.  When TGRR was paroled from Tuscon for a visit to Providence, he brought that bag.  While he couch surfed up here...  I can safely confess, since he's back in the loving arms of Tuscon and can't reach back here, one (or both, how the fuck would I know) of my cats... um... well...  Cats do these kinds of things. 

I panicked.  Totally my fault, that, but I am fond of the fuzzy little bastards.  A hairball, TGRR would have understood, I'm sure, but this...  Not all the febreeze in the world, man.

Fortunately, Providence.  Nexus for weird shit.  The chalk for the pentagram, no sweat.  Candles, I have my hurricane stash, no problem at all.  The blood, well... There are way too many drunk college students at any time for THAT to be an issue.  It was grabbing a hair from TGRR that was the problem, I think.  I'm thinking using a back hair screwed with things.

On the plus side, the bag is clean.  It's just the extras from... other places...

Oops.

Sorry.

On the plus side, I think this one escaped in Dallas.  Nobody needed it for anything, right?

:spit:

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