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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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trix

#1155
July 17, 2014, 06:16:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 17, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Back, just like always.  Hell, I've been here for old work and using the PM system as a scratch pad, so it wasn't terribly honest for me to pretend I was "gone".

I'm done being mad, but I'd be lying if I said things haven't changed a bit.  This will be the last word I have on the subject, I am not interested in dragging the corpse around behind me all fucking year, and I am no longer interested in discussing it.

Welcome back!
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Junkenstein

#1156
July 17, 2014, 06:18:00 PM
Have you been watching your (I forget what you were calling him, motivation guy?) closely? He might just finally have broken and shat in the kettle.

Which, incidentally, is one of the most incredible bouts of office revenge I have ever had the good luck to be warned about.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1157
July 17, 2014, 06:18:21 PM
Quote from: trix on July 17, 2014, 06:16:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 17, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Back, just like always.  Hell, I've been here for old work and using the PM system as a scratch pad, so it wasn't terribly honest for me to pretend I was "gone".

I'm done being mad, but I'd be lying if I said things haven't changed a bit.  This will be the last word I have on the subject, I am not interested in dragging the corpse around behind me all fucking year, and I am no longer interested in discussing it.

Welcome back!

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1158
July 17, 2014, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 17, 2014, 06:18:00 PM
Have you been watching your (I forget what you were calling him, motivation guy?) closely? He might just finally have broken and shat in the kettle.

Which, incidentally, is one of the most incredible bouts of office revenge I have ever had the good luck to be warned about.

Andrew is out of town on business that I foisted off on him.  This is totally Tiny Killer Neckbeard's bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1159
July 17, 2014, 06:20:07 PM
I am still stuck as my hiatus name.

nvm.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1160
July 17, 2014, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: I'll get my coat. on July 17, 2014, 06:20:07 PM
I am still stuck as my hiatus name.

nvm.

Shouldn't be.

Lemme check this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1161
July 17, 2014, 06:25:08 PM
The cat ate 12 of my earplugs. 12.

We thought she was pregnant, but it was earplugs. That ain't right.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#1162
July 17, 2014, 06:27:02 PM
I thought it was just my cat that was addicted to the smell of earwax.  We had to get a trash can with a closing lid in the bathroom, because she was simply destroying our used Q-Tips.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1163
July 17, 2014, 06:29:14 PM
dawwww.



This is Mimi, actually tiny and skinny as fuck but is all fluff and bear like gait.

Salty

#1164
July 17, 2014, 06:29:57 PM
Yeah, that makes sense.

And is gross.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1165
July 17, 2014, 07:27:44 PM
This coffee is shit.  It's over there in the pot making BLURK noises like the Star Wars scene on Dagobah when Luke's X-Wing sinks. I can smell it's badness from here. A thousand tastebuds cry out in agony, and then are silenced. And then George Lucas retrocons the whole thing and Greedo shot my coffee mug first. I can't take it anymore.

Also, "Harder" is the worst idea for a safeword EVER.  Just trust me on this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1166
July 17, 2014, 07:29:32 PM
What the hell did TKN do to that stuff?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1167
July 17, 2014, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 17, 2014, 07:29:32 PM
What the hell did TKN do to that stuff?

I have no idea.  It's like a big mug of smallpox.  It makes me want to breakdance in a room full of kittens.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1168
July 17, 2014, 07:47:55 PM
There is nothing in this [first] world worse than a shitty cup of coffee.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#1169
July 17, 2014, 07:49:23 PM
Shitty coffee is a godsend.

Give me that dirty mud from a greasy spoon any day, a million degrees and tarnishing stainless steel spoons, burning holes in my stomach and leaving pockmarks on the floor below. I'll take free refills, thank you very much.
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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