Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

[Suu]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

MY FELLOW WHITE PEOPLES:

Bob Marley wasn't talking to us.  We're allowed to listen, but he wasn't speaking directly to us.  So lose the dreads.  Thank you.

[Ben Shapiro]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

MY FELLOW WHITE PEOPLES:

Bob Marley wasn't talking to us.  We're allowed to listen, but he wasn't speaking directly to us.  So lose the dreads.  Thank you.

Brah my Grandmother was a Jamaican princess!

[Reginald Ret]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

MY FELLOW WHITE PEOPLES:

Bob Marley wasn't talking to us.  We're allowed to listen, but he wasn't speaking directly to us.  So lose the dreads.  Thank you.

Eh, i kinda like blonde dreads. As a fashion choice i'm fine with it. Those 'funny' hats with fake dreads attached piss me off though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

MY FELLOW WHITE PEOPLES:

Bob Marley wasn't talking to us.  We're allowed to listen, but he wasn't speaking directly to us.  So lose the dreads.  Thank you.

Brah my Grandmother was a Jamaican princess!

You have Nortino music.  And Rico Suave.

[Ben Shapiro]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."

It reminds me of white Rastafarians. Talk about missing the punchline completely.

MY FELLOW WHITE PEOPLES:

Bob Marley wasn't talking to us.  We're allowed to listen, but he wasn't speaking directly to us.  So lose the dreads.  Thank you.

Brah my Grandmother was a Jamaican princess!

You have Nortino music.  And Rico Suave.

And tacos!

[Suu]

So apparently Wal-Mart doesn't like taking dollar coins. THE EPITOME OF CORPORATE AMERICA DOES NOT LIKE THE LEGAL TENDER.

I had to fucking reiterate, 20 goddamn times, that it is American currency, and they are required by law to accept them. This cashier flat out refused to take them until he got management's permission, because "he could lose his job, as there's no place in the register for them."

So, after management came over and gave him the good word that yes, he can take the gold dollars, she looked at me, like a goddamn kindergarten teacher, and said, "Just don't do it again."

What? Give you guys American money? Cool. I got a stack of Canadian looney and twoney coins at home I need to get rid of. I'll be back with those shortly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, after management came over and gave him the good word that yes, he can take the gold dollars, she looked at me, like a goddamn kindergarten teacher, and said, "Just don't do it again."

Approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

[Cain]

To be fair, if I was in charge of Wal-Mart, I'd only accept oil, the sweat of child-labourers, diamonds and blood.

Oh, and maybe Swiss francs.

[Junkenstein]

That's probably a surprisingly lucrative barter system. Blood and Oil are two the the most valuable liquids going. Add printer ink to the payment options and you could corner all kinds of markets. Well, 3 markets.

Thinking about that, they probably could manipulate various markets if so inclined. If/When Walmart and the like get into the "cash for gold" there's going to be various fuckery that'll beggar belief.

[Suu]

So, after management came over and gave him the good word that yes, he can take the gold dollars, she looked at me, like a goddamn kindergarten teacher, and said, "Just don't do it again."

Approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

Come to find out according to the US Treasury, they DON'T have to take them:

http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/faqs/currency/pages/legal-tender.aspx

Still: Bullshit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, after management came over and gave him the good word that yes, he can take the gold dollars, she looked at me, like a goddamn kindergarten teacher, and said, "Just don't do it again."

Approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

Come to find out according to the US Treasury, they DON'T have to take them:

http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/faqs/currency/pages/legal-tender.aspx

Still: Bullshit.

Again, approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

[Suu]

So, after management came over and gave him the good word that yes, he can take the gold dollars, she looked at me, like a goddamn kindergarten teacher, and said, "Just don't do it again."

Approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

Come to find out according to the US Treasury, they DON'T have to take them:

http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/faqs/currency/pages/legal-tender.aspx

Still: Bullshit.

Again, approved TGRR reponse:

"Fuck you."

and this is why you are a great philosopher of the times.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

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Is there anything funnier than white people practicing voodoo?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh5k-m2SqI

Yes, there is.

It kind of lacks that "forced to practice their native religion in secret due to being held captive by white oppressors - secret native religion then co-opted by descendants of white oppressors" quality, though.

"White guy appropriates West Indies method of expressing anguish."