Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whoa - how cool is that!?

That sounds just perfect for right now

Here ya go, Ferx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO3c_-uMWfU

Thank you very much

(i'd been at a loss not to know about this

Your welcome.

I heard about him through my step-father.

Then I heard he was coming to town. So I took him to see him live.

And we met LMNO and Mrs. LMNO whilst waiting in line.

Wicked cool. I'd met both of them previously, but I was able to briefly introduce them to mom's hubby (whom, to be honest, I like more than both of my parents, because he's that damn cool).

Here's how cool he is.

I was hungover as fuck, and I heard loud music downstairs, and I'm like, "the fuck, who's doing that? It's loud." So I wander downstairs, and there he is, blasting my own album and getting into it, and I'm like, "it hurts, but that's awesome, so I can't be mad."

I also got him into Cradle of Filth. He liked the drummer.

[minuspace]

Whoa - how cool is that!?

That sounds just perfect for right now

Here ya go, Ferx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO3c_-uMWfU

Thank you very much

(i'd been at a loss not to know about this

Your welcome.

I heard about him through my step-father.

Then I heard he was coming to town. So I took him to see him live.

And we met LMNO and Mrs. LMNO whilst waiting in line.

Wicked cool. I'd met both of them previously, but I was able to briefly introduce them to mom's hubby (whom, to be honest, I like more than both of my parents, because he's that damn cool).

Here's how cool he is.

I was hungover as fuck, and I heard loud music downstairs, and I'm like, "the fuck, who's doing that? It's loud." So I wander downstairs, and there he is, blasting my own album and getting into it, and I'm like, "it hurts, but that's awesome, so I can't be mad."

I also got him into Cradle of Filth. He liked the drummer.

Yea, that's so awesome, like a "level-up" of coolness.  Looking forward to such re-introductions myself.  Thanks for sharing that.  (off to work toward that now)

[Pæs]

Feeling guilty for tweeting "Does The Hound have Buddha nature? #GameOfKoans".

[Pæs]

Let's hope Signora doesn't see it. I don't know if she's forgiven me for dropping puns about every animal we saw at the zoo on the weekend.

[Raz Tech]

Doctor John is the inspiration for this guy:

That's Dr. Teeth though, why does it say goldzahn?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No clue. You and I know who it is, so who gives a fuck who Google Images thinks it is? I typed in Dr. Teeth, that's what I got.

[Raz Tech]

weird

[Suu]

Emote?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Emote?

Is maith liom.

(Irish for me gusta)

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

[gripe]I went to this art show/salon/performance thingy this weekend. The art, I dug, the event was cool...the performance was...otherwise. Shit bugs me on a profound level.

Mainly it was that I could see that the performers (not previously theatrical performers) spent a good deal of time working on getting their ideas out and like next to no time rehearsing or polishing their performance. I see these kind of train wrecks a lot and it pisses me off because it basically screams at how easy people seem to think it is to pull off this thing that a lot of people have ripped their own heart out to get even passable at.

One of the dudes was a dancer, the other a musician, and I'm curious at what point they decided that unlike either of those disciplines, you can just write down a 10+ minute monologue, sketch out some rough idea of what you want the action to be, and that's the sum total of the craft. I felt pretty bad for the main orator as he sweated, stammered, stumbled, and hyperventilated...but at the same time, fuck his arrogant ass. Lesson learned, dude![/gripe]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[gripe]I went to this art show/salon/performance thingy this weekend. The art, I dug, the event was cool...the performance was...otherwise. Shit bugs me on a profound level.

Mainly it was that I could see that the performers (not previously theatrical performers) spent a good deal of time working on getting their ideas out and like next to no time rehearsing or polishing their performance. I see these kind of train wrecks a lot and it pisses me off because it basically screams at how easy people seem to think it is to pull off this thing that a lot of people have ripped their own heart out to get even passable at.

One of the dudes was a dancer, the other a musician, and I'm curious at what point they decided that unlike either of those disciplines, you can just write down a 10+ minute monologue, sketch out some rough idea of what you want the action to be, and that's the sum total of the craft. I felt pretty bad for the main orator as he sweated, stammered, stumbled, and hyperventilated...but at the same time, fuck his arrogant ass. Lesson learned, dude![/gripe]

1.  Everyone else's job looks easy til you try it.     and

2.  It sounds like the performance art version of improv jazz.  Horrible, horrible.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

[gripe]I went to this art show/salon/performance thingy this weekend. The art, I dug, the event was cool...the performance was...otherwise. Shit bugs me on a profound level.

Mainly it was that I could see that the performers (not previously theatrical performers) spent a good deal of time working on getting their ideas out and like next to no time rehearsing or polishing their performance. I see these kind of train wrecks a lot and it pisses me off because it basically screams at how easy people seem to think it is to pull off this thing that a lot of people have ripped their own heart out to get even passable at.

One of the dudes was a dancer, the other a musician, and I'm curious at what point they decided that unlike either of those disciplines, you can just write down a 10+ minute monologue, sketch out some rough idea of what you want the action to be, and that's the sum total of the craft. I felt pretty bad for the main orator as he sweated, stammered, stumbled, and hyperventilated...but at the same time, fuck his arrogant ass. Lesson learned, dude![/gripe]

1.  Everyone else's job looks easy til you try it.     and

2.  It sounds like the performance art version of improv jazz.  Horrible, horrible.

HAH! There WAS an improv jazz quartet playing before the performance. Should have been a clue....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[gripe]I went to this art show/salon/performance thingy this weekend. The art, I dug, the event was cool...the performance was...otherwise. Shit bugs me on a profound level.

Mainly it was that I could see that the performers (not previously theatrical performers) spent a good deal of time working on getting their ideas out and like next to no time rehearsing or polishing their performance. I see these kind of train wrecks a lot and it pisses me off because it basically screams at how easy people seem to think it is to pull off this thing that a lot of people have ripped their own heart out to get even passable at.

One of the dudes was a dancer, the other a musician, and I'm curious at what point they decided that unlike either of those disciplines, you can just write down a 10+ minute monologue, sketch out some rough idea of what you want the action to be, and that's the sum total of the craft. I felt pretty bad for the main orator as he sweated, stammered, stumbled, and hyperventilated...but at the same time, fuck his arrogant ass. Lesson learned, dude![/gripe]

1.  Everyone else's job looks easy til you try it.     and

2.  It sounds like the performance art version of improv jazz.  Horrible, horrible.

HAH! There WAS an improv jazz quartet playing before the performance. Should have been a clue....

That right there was all the justification you needed to go Full Chainsaw Billy.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I know everyone hates "last night I dreamt" posts, but there was a newborn infant with a kitten head for a butt and a row of half-inch long venomous fangs. And they weren't even put in like teeth. They were in a perfectly straight row, like a field rake.

[Junkenstein]

"This is your brain on TGRR."